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Fwd: starship-design: Notice of Trespass
Wow! A real rip-snorter! And may I ask, with what do you intend to
back up all this bravado?
I hope questions like this don't spoil your party. You seem to be
enjoying yourself rather largely, but I have to ask myself, why not??
So, what the hell, go for it. Sir.
keep looking up,
Curtis
--- STAR1SHIP@aol.com wrote:
> From: STAR1SHIP@aol.com
> Date: Fri, 15 Feb 2002 06:32:26 EST
> Subject: starship-design: Notice of Trespass
> To: starship-design@lists.uoregon.edu
> Reply-to: STAR1SHIP@aol.com
>
>
> Declaration of Patent Property Rights
>
> Sought said patent for my invention both nationally and
> internationally,
> under the authority of the United States(US) and international
> Patent
> Cooperation Treaty(PCT), as patent applications prevent any other
> inventor
> from claiming my invention as their own until the end of time. My
> invention
> is the first star ship and the accepted application gives to me the
>
> independent inventor of small entity legal status, the sole legal
> right to
> assign, grant, or sell license to others to make, use, make
> modifications and
> improvements to, or operate my invention, I granted the first start
> ship
> license to drive it to myself making me the world's first legal
> star ship
> commander 'til the end of time.
>
> Universal Star Ship Patent Number 1 has issued and published to the
> general
> public as required by law. Any in the future must ask my permission
> to make,
> use, modify or operate my invention in the known universe 'til the
> end of
> time.
>
> Those that trespass on my property rights, will be notified of
> trespass on my
> property and be given opportunity to seek proper license giving
> proper
> application fee. Resistance is futile, they surrender my property
> to me or
> will have their star ship boarded, confiscated and any Earthling
> assisting
> them will have their premises, consisting of buildings and contents
>
> commandeered, or destroyed and any profits they made from my
> invention will
> be sized, and the trespassers be subject to fine and/or
> imprisonment.
>
> Those national/local governments, war lords, and others I may deem
> "unsavory
> characters" harboring, aiding or concealing the trespassers, will
> themselves
> be deemed illegal, unsavory and trespassers and share their fate.
>
> This listing of my property and trespass/penalty is noninclusive
> and I
> reserve the right to add to it at any time as I deem fit.
>
> Those found issuing star ship license I did not authorize to do so,
> said
> license will be confiscated, deemed fraudulent, fake, or phony and
> destroyed.
> Those licensees deemed toy will be returned marked in indelible
> black or red
> ink, or embossed metal stamped in prominent bold letters "TOY"
>
> Above the legal air space of legal Earth Governments, the universe
> is mine by
> the legal principle of "eminent domain" so any star ships
> consisting of
> others inventions I run into in deep space will boarded, given
> opportunity to
> pay toll, return from where they came from or risk destruction,
> confiscation
> of ship and contents, and imprisonment.
>
> Resistance is futile 'til the end of time.
>
> Thomas Hulon. Jackson
> World's Top Rocket Scientist,
> World's first legally listened star ship commander 'til the end of
> time.
>
> Please Direct All Questions Regarding This Matter:
> To The Attention Of Licensing And Review
> Star1ship@aol.com
> Note: the Number 1 in Star1ship:
=====
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