More weird stuff

[kgstar@most.fw.hac.com (Kelly Starks x7066 MS 10-39)]

What is a committee?  A group of the unwilling, picked from the
unfit, to do the unnecessary.
                              -- Richard Harkness,
                                 The New York Times, 1960


With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three
thousand miles closer to globular cluster 13 in the
constellation Hercules, and still there are some misfits who
continue to insist that there is no such thing as progress.
                              -- Ransom K. Ferm

Madness takes its toll.  Please have exact change.


The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"



There's so much comedy on television.  Does that cause comedy in
the streets?
                              -- Dick Cavett


Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent
revolution inevitable.
                              -- John F. Kennedy


Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, "I
predict, Sir, that you will die either by hanging or of some vile
disease". Disraeli replied, "That all depends, sir, upon whether
I embrace your principles or your mistress."



Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
                              -- Mark Twain


"Time's fun when you're having flies."
                              -- Kermit the Frog


Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone
wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than
one night."
                                -- Charlie Brown,
                                 _Peanuts_ [Charles Schulz]


This commercial break is brought to you by Microsoft
                                -- Steve Jobs of NeXT
                               [when a Win'95 machine crashed
                                during a demo of WWW products]



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Kelly Starks                       Internet: kgstar@most.fw.hac.com
Sr. Systems Engineer
Magnavox Electronic Systems Company
(Magnavox URL: http://www.fw.hac.com/external.html)

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