Friar Bacon and Friar Bungay. 
      
      Robert Greene.
       
      Note on the e-text:
this Renascence
Edition
was transcribed in June 2007 by Risa Bear from the edition by G. B.
Harrison, London, Robert Holden & Co, Ltd., 1927. Harrison has
modernized the spelling and punctuation, and rewritten many of the
stage directions; we have elided some of the more obtrusive of these.
The title page is taken from the quarto of 1594 and is not
found in Harrison.  
      Content unique to this presentation is copyright © 2007
The
University
of Oregon. For nonprofit and educational uses only. Send comments and
error reports to: <http://renascence-editions.blogspot.com/2007/06/friar-bacon-and-friar-bungay.html> 
       
      
  
       
       
       
      THE 
      HONORABLE HISTORIE 
      of frier Bacon, and frier Bongay. 
       
      As it was plaid by her Maiesties seruants. 
       
made by Robert Greene Maister
of Arts. 
       
      ::: 
       
      L O N D O N, 
       
Printed for Edward White, and are to be sold at his shop, at  
the little North dore of Poules, at the signe of  
the Gun.     1594. 
       
       
  
      
       
      THE CHARACTERS 
       
(in the order of their appearance) 
       
       
      EDWARD, PRINCE OF WALES 
       
      LACY, EARL OF LINCOLN    } 
       
      WARREN, EARL OF SUSSEX } his friends 
       
      ERMSBY                                  
} 
       
      RALPH SIMNEL, the royal fool 
       
      FRIAR ROGER BACON 
       
      MILES, his poor scholar 
       
      BURDEN     } 
       
      MASON      } doctors of the University of
Oxford 
       
      CLEMENT  }  
      A WOMAN, the hostess of the Bell Inn at Henley 
       
      MARGARET, daughter of the keeper of Fressingfield 
       
      JOAN, her friend 
       
      THOMAS   }  
      RICHARD  } countrymen of Fressingfield 
       
      KING HENRY THE THIRD 
       
      THE EMPEROR OF GERMANY 
       
      THE KING OF CASTILE 
       
      PRINCESS ELINOR, his daughter 
       
      JAQUES VANDERMAST, a German magician 
       
      FRIAR BUNGAY 
       
      THE SPIRIT OF HERCULES 
       
      A DEVIL 
       
      THE CONSTABLE 
       
      LAMBERT }Suffolk squires  
      SERLSBY  }  
      THE KEEPER OF FRESSINGFIELD 
       
      THE POSTBOY 
       
      Two SCHOLARS 
       
      THE KEEPER'S FRIEND 
       
       
       
      
      
  
       
      
      
      Edward, Prince of Wales, sits
by himself, silent and depressed. His companions, Lacy, Earl of
Lincoln, Warren, Earl of Sussex, and Ermsby, stand apart, conversing in
low tones with Ralph Simnel the royal fool. 
       
       
LACY 
       
      Why looks my lord like to a troubled sky 
       
      When heaven's bright shine is shadow'd with a fog? 
       
      Alate we ran the deer, and through the lawnds 
       
      Stripp'd with our nags the lofty frolic bucks 
       
      That scudded 'fore the teasers like the wind. 
       
      Ne'er was the deer of merry Fressingfield 
       
      So lustily pull'd down by jolly mates, 
       
      Nor shar'd the farmers such fat venison, 
       
      So frankly dealt, this hundred years before. 
       
      Nor have 
       
      I seen my lord more frolic in the chase, 
       
      And now chang'd to a melancholy dump. 
       
       
WARREN 
       
      After the prince got to the Keeper's lodge, 
And had been jocund in the house awhile, 
Tossing off ale and milk in country cans, 
Whether it was the country's sweet content, 
Or else the bonny damsel fill'd us drink 
That seem'd so stately in her stammel red, 
Or that a qualm did cross his stomach then, 
But straight he fell into his passions. 
       
       
ERMSBY 
       
      Sirrah
Ralph, what say you to your master, 
      Shall
he thus all amort live malcontent? 
       
       
      
      RALPH  
       
      
      Hearest thou, Ned? Nay, look if he will
speak to me! 
       
      
       
      PRINCE
EDWARD   
      
      What say'st thou to me, fool? 
       
       
       
RALPH 
       
      
      I prithee, tell me, Ned, art thou
in love with the Keeper's daughter? 
       
      
       
      PRINCE
EDWARD 
       
      
      RALPH 
       
      
      Why, then, sirrah, I'll teach
thee how to deceive Love. 
       
      
       
      PRINCE
EDWARD 
       
      How,
Ralph? 
       
       
      RALPH 
      
      
      
      Marry, Sirrah
Ned, thou shall put
on my cap and my coat and my dagger, and I will put on thy clothes and
thy sword; and so thou shalt be my fool. 
       
      
       
      PRINCE
EDWARD 
       
      And what of this? 
       
       
RALPH 
       
      Why,
so thou shalt beguile Love;
for Love is such a proud scab, that he will never meddle with fools nor
children. Is not Ralph's counsel good, Ned? 
       
       
PRINCE EDWARD  
       
      Tell me, Ned Lacy, didst thou mark the maid, 
How lovely in her country weeds she look'd! 
A bonnier wench all Suffolk cannot yield-- 
All Suffolk! nay, all England holds none such. 
       
       
RALPH 
       
       Sirrah
Will Ermsby, Ned is deceived. 
       
       
      
      ERMSBY 
       
      Why, Ralph? 
       
       
RALPH 
       
      He
says all England hath no such, and I say, and I'll stand to it, there
is one better in Warwickshire. 
       
       
WARREN 
       
      How provest thou that, Ralph? 
       
       
RALPH 
       
      Why,
is not the abbot a learned
man, and hath read many books, and thinkest thou he hath not more
learning than thou to choose a bonny wench? Yes, warrant I thee, by
his whole grammar. 
       
       
ERMSBY 
       
      A good reason, Ralph. 
       
      
PRINCE EDWARD   
      
      I tell thee, Lacy, that her
sparkling eyes 
Do lighten forth sweet love's alluring fire; 
And in her tresses she doth fold the looks 
Of such as gaze upon her golden hail. 
Her bashful white, mix'd with the morning's red, 
Luna doth boast upon her lovely cheeks; 
Her front is beauty's table, where she paints 
The glories of her gorgeous excellence. 
Her teeth are shelves of precious margarites, 
Richly enclos'd with ruddy coral cleeves. 
Tush, Lacy, she is beauty's over-match, 
If thou survey'st her curious imagery. 
       
       
       
LACY 
       
      I grant,
my lord, the damsel is as fair 
      As
simple Suffolk's homely towns can yield. 
      But
in the court be quainter dames than she, 
      Whose
faces are enrich'd with honour's taint, 
      Whose
beauties sland upon the stage of fame, 
      And
vaunt their trophies in the courts of love. 
       
       
      
      PRINCE
EDWARD 
       
      Ah, Ned, but hadst thou watch'd her as myself, 
And seen the secret beauties of the maid, 
Their courtly coyness were but foolery. 
       
       
ERMSBY 
       
      Why, how watch'd you her, my lord? 
       
       
      PRINCE
EDWARD 
       
      Whenas she swept like Venus through the house, 
And in her shape fast folded up my thoughts, 
Into the milk-house went I with the maid, 
And there amongst the cream-bowls she did shine 
As Pallas 'mongst her princely huswifery. 
She turn'd her smock over her lily arms, 
And div'd them into milk to run her cheese; 
But whiter than the milk her crystal skin, 
Checked with lines of azure, made her blush 
That art or nature durst bring for compare. 
Ermsby, if thou hadst seen, as I did, note it well, 
How beauty play'd the huswife, how this girl, 
Like Lucrece, laid her fingers to the work, 
Thou wouldst, with Tarquin, hazard Rome and all 
To win the lovely maid of Fressingfield. 
       
       
RALPH 
       
      Sirrah, Ned, wouldst fain have her? 
       
       
PRINCE EDWARD 
       
      Ay, Ralph. 
       
       
RALPH  
       
      Why, Ned, I have laid the plot in my head; thou shalt
have her already. 
       
       
PRINCE EDWARD 
       
      I'll give thee a new coat, an learn me that. 
       
       
RALPH 
       
      Why,
Sirrah Ned, we'll ride to Oxford to Friar Bacon! Oh, he
is a brave scholar, sirrah; they say he is a brave necromancer, that he
can make women of devils, and he can juggle cats into costermongers. 
       
       
PRINCE EDWARD 
       
      And how then, Ralph? 
       
       
RALPH 
       
      Marry,
sirrah, thou shalt go to
him, and because thy father Harry shall not miss thee, he shall turn me
into thee; and I'll to the court, and I'll prince it out; and he shall
make thee either a silken purse full of gold, or else a fine wrought
smock. 
       
       
PRINCE EDWARD 
       
      But how shall I have the maid? 
       
       
RALPH 
       
      Marry,
sirrah, if thou be'st a
silken purse full of gold, then on Sundays she'll hang thee by her
side, and you must not say a word. Now, sir, when she comes into a
great prease of people, for fear of the cutpurse, on a sudden she'll
swap thee into her plackerd; then, sirrah, being there, you may plead
for yourself. 
       
       
ERMSBY 
       
      Excellent policy! 
       
       
PRINCE EDWARD 
       
       But how
if I be a wrought smock? 
       
       
      
      RALPH 
       
      Then
she'll put thee into her
chest and lay thee into lavender, and upon some good day she'll put
thee on; and at night when you go to bed, then being turned from a
smock to a man, you may make up the match. 
       
       
LACY 
       
       Wonderfully
wisely counselled, Ralph. 
       
       
      
      PRINCE
EDWARD 
       
      Ralph shall have a new coat. 
       
       
RALPH 
       
      God thank you when I have it on my back, Ned. 
       
       
PRINCE EDWARD 
       
      Lacy, the fool hath laid a perfect plot; 
For why our country Margaret is so coy, 
And stands so much upon her honest points, 
That marriage or no market with the maid. 
Ermsby, it must be necromantic spells 
And charms of art that must enchain her love, 
Or else shall Edward never win the girl. 
Therefore, my wags, we'll horse us in the morn, 
And post to Oxford to this jolly friar-- 
Bacon shall by his magic do this deed. 
       
       
WARREN 
       
      Content, my lord; and that's a speedy way 
To wean these headstrong puppies from the teat. 
       
       
PRINCE EDWARD 
       
      I am
unknown, not taken for the prince; 
      They
only deem us frolic courtiers, 
      That
revel thus among our liege's game-- 
      Therefore
I have devis'd a policy. 
      Lacy,
thou know'st next Friday is Saint James', 
      And
then the country flocks to Harleston fair; 
      Then
will the Keeper's daughter frolic there, 
      And
over-shine the troop of all the maids 
      That
come to see and to be seen that day. 
      Haunt
thee disguis'd among the country-swains, 
      Feign
thou 'rt a farmer's son, not far from thence, 
      Espy
her loves, and who she liketh best; 
      Cote
him, and court her to control the clown; 
      Say
that the courtier 'tired all in green, 
      That
help'd her handsomely to run her cheese, 
      And
fill'd her father's lodge with venison, 
       
      Commends him, and sends fairings to herself. 
Buy something worthy of her parentage, 
Not worth her beauty; for, Lacy, then the fair 
Affords no jewel fitting for the maid. 
And when thou talk's! of me, note if she blush-- 
O, then she loves; but if her cheeks wax pale, 
Disdain it is. Lacy, send how she fares, 
And spare no time nor cost to win her loves. 
       
       
LACY 
       
      I will, my lord, so execute this charge 
As if that Lacy were in love with her. 
       
       
PRINCE EDWARD 
       
      Send letters speedily to Oxford of the news. 
       
       
RALPH 
       
      And,
Sirrah Lacy, buy me a thousand thousand million of fine bells. 
       
       
LACY 
       
      What wilt thou do with them, Ralph? 
       
       
RALPH 
       
      Marry,
every time that Ned sighs
for the Keeper's daughter, I'll tie a bell about him: and so within
three or four days I will send word to his father Harry, that his son,
and my master Ned, is become Love's morris-dancer. 
       
       
PRINCE EDWARD 
       
      Well,
Lacy, look with care unto thy charge, 
      And
I will haste to Oxford to the friar, 
      That
he by art, and thou by secret gifts, 
      Mayst
make me lord of merry Fressingfield. 
       
       
LACY 
      
      God send
your honour your heart's desire. 
       
       
       
       
      
      SCENE II 
       
        
      In his
study at Brazenose
College, Oxford, Friar Bacon receives a deputation of three learned
doctors of the University -- Burden, Mason and Clement -- who have come
to
inquire into Bacon's studies. Miles, his servant, follows them,
carrying the Friar's books of necromancy under his arm.
The doctors sit down with Bacon. 
       
       
      
      BACON 
       
      Miles, where are you? 
       
       
MILES 
       
      Hic sum, doctissime et reverendissime doctor. 
       
       
BACON 
       
      Attulisti nos libros meos de necromantia? 
       
       
MILES  
       
      Ecce quam bonum et quam jucundum habitare libros in
unum! 
       
       
BACON 
       
      Now, makers of our academic state 
       
      That rule in Oxford, viceroys in your place, 
       
      Whose heads contain maps of the liberal arts, 
       
      Spending your time in depth of learned skill, 
       
      Why flock you thus to Bacon's secret cell, 
       
      A friar newly stall'd in Brazen-nose? 
       
      Say what's your mind, that I may make reply. 
       
       
BURDEN 
       
      Bacon, we
hear that long we have suspect, 
      That
thou art read in magic's mystery; 
      In
pyromancy, to divine by flames; 
      To
tell, by hydromatic, ebbs and tides;   
      By
aeromancy to discover doubts, 
      To
plain out questions, as Apollo did. 
       
       
BACON 
       
      Well, Master Burden, what of all this! 
       
       
MILES 
       
      Marry,
sir, he doth but fulfil,
by rehearsing of these names, the fable of the Fox and the Grapes; that
which is above us pertains nothing to us. 
       
       
BURDEN 
       
      I tell thee, Bacon, Oxford makes report, 
       
      Nay, England, and the court of Henry says, 
       
      Thou'rt making of a brazen head by art, 
       
      Which shall unfold strange doubts and aphorisms, 
       
      And read a lecture in philosophy; 
       
      And, by the help of devils and ghastly fiends, 
       
      Thou mean'st, ere many years or days be past, 
       
      To compass England with a wall of brass. 
       
       
      BACON
       
      And what
of this? 
       
       
      MILES 
       
      What
of this, master! Why, he
doth speak mystically; for he knows, if your skill fail to make a
brazen head, yet Mother Waters' strong ale will fit his turn to make
him have a copper nose. 
       
       
CLEMENT 
       
      Bacon, we come not grieving at thy skill, 
But joying that our academy yields 
A man suppos'd the wonder of the world. 
For if thy cunning work these miracles, 
England and Europe shall admire thy fame, 
And Oxford shall in characters of brass, 
And statues, such as were built up in Rome, 
Etern'ise Friar Bacon for his art. 
       
       
MASON 
       
      Then,
gentle friar, tell us thy intent. 
       
       
      
      BACON 
       
      Seeing you come as friends unto the friar, 
Resolve you, doctors, Bacon can by books 
Make storming Boreas thunder from his cave, 
And dim fair Luna to a dark eclipse. 
The great arch-ruler, potentate of hell, 
Trembles when Bacon bids him, or his fiends, 
Bow to the force of his pentageron. 
What art can work, the frolic friar knows; 
And therefore will I turn my magic books, 
And strain out necromancy to the deep. 
I have contriv'd and fram'd a head of brass 
(I made Belcephon hammer out the stuff), 
And that by art shall read philosophy. 
And I will strengthen England by my skill, 
That if ten Casars liv'd and reign'd in Rome, 
With all the legions Europe doth contain, 
They should not touch a grass of English ground. 
The work that Ninus rear'd at Babylon, 
The brazen walls fram'd by Semiramis, 
Carv'd out like to the portal of the sun, 
Shall not be such as rings the English strand 
From Dover to the market-place of Rye. 
       
       
BURDEN 
       
      Is this possible? 
       
       
MILES 
       
      I'll bring ye two or three witnesses. 
       
       
BURDEN 
       
      What be those? 
       
       
MILES 
       
      Marry, sir, three or four as honest devils and good
companions as any be in hell. 
       
       
MASON 
       
      No doubt
but magic may do much in this; 
       
      For he that reads but mathematic rules 
Shall find conclusions that avail to work 
Wonders that pass the common sense of men. 
       
       
BURDEN  
       
      But Bacon roves a bow beyond his reach, 
And tells of more than magic can perform, 
Thinking to get a fame by fooleries. 
Have I not pass'd as far in state of schools, 
And read of many secrets ? Yet to think 
That heads of brass can utter any voice, 
Or more, to tell of deep philosophy, 
This is a fable Æsop had forgot. 
       
       
BACON 
       
      Burden, thou wrong'st me in detracting thus; 
Bacon loves not to stuff himself with lies. 
But tell me 'fore these doctors, if thou dare, 
Of certain questions I shall move to thee. 
       
       
BURDEN 
       
      I will: ask what thou can. 
       
       
MILES 
       
      Marry,
sir, he'll straight be on your pick-back, to know whether the feminine
or the masculine gender be most worthy. 
       
       
BACON 
       
      Were
you not yesterday, Master Burden, at Henley upon the Thames? 
       
      
       
BACON 
       
      What book studied you thereon all night? 
       
       
BURDEN  
       
       I! None
at all; I read not there a line. 
       
       
      
      BACON 
       
      Then, doctors, Friar Bacon's art knows naught. 
       
       
CLEMENT 
       
      What say you to this, Master Burden? Doth he not touch
you? 
       
       
BURDEN 
       
       I pass
not of his frivolous speeches. 
       
       
      
      MILES 
       
      Nay,
Master Burden, my master,
ere he hath done with you, will turn you from a doctor to a dunce, and
shake you so small that he will leave no more learning in you than is
in Balaam's ass. 
       
       
BACON  
       
      Masters, for that learn'd Burden's skill is deep, 
And sore he doubts of Bacon's cabalism, 
I'll show you why he haunts to Henley oft. 
Not, doctors, for to taste the fragrant air, 
But there to spend the night in alchemy, 
To multiply with secret spells of art-- 
Thus private steals he learning from us all. 
To prove my sayings true, I'll show you straight 
The book he keeps at Henley for himself. 
       
       
MILES 
       
      Nay, now my master goes to conjuration, take heed. 
       
       
BACON 
       
      Masters, 
       
      Stand still, fear not, I'll show you but his book. 
      Per omnes deos infernales, Belcephon! 
       
       
      
      A
devil appears carrying a
woman (with a shoulder of  
mutton in her hand, smoking from the spit)
whom he    
sets
down in their
midst.                                                
 
       
       
       
      
      MILES  
       
      Oh,
master, cease your
conjuration, or you spoil all; for here s a she-devil come with a
shoulder of mutton on a spit. You have marred the devil's supper; but
no doubt he thinks our college fare is slender, and so hath sent you
his cook with a shoulder of mutton, to make it exceed. 
       
       
WOMAN  
       
      O, where am I, or what's become of me? 
       
       
BACON 
       
      What art thou? 
       
       
WOMAN 
       
      Hostess at Henley, mistress of the Bell. 
       
       
BACON 
       
      How cam'st thou here? 
       
       
WOMAN 
       
      As I was in the kitchen 'mongst the maids, 
Spitting the meat 'gainst supper for my guests, 
A motion mov'd me to look forth of door. 
No sooner had I pried into the yard, 
But straight a whirlwind hoisted me from thence, 
And mounted me aloft unto the clouds. 
As in a trance I thought nor feared naught, 
Nor know I where or whither I was ta'en, 
Nor where I am nor what these persons be. 
       
       
BACON 
       
      No? Know you not Master Burden? 
       
       
WOMAN 
       
      O, yes, good sir, he is my daily guest. 
       
      What, Master Burden! 'twas but yesternight 
       
      That you and I at Henley play'd at cards. 
       
       
BURDEN 
       
       I know
not what we did. A pox of all conjuring friars! 
       
       
      
      CLEMENT 
       
      Now, jolly friar, tell us, is this the book 
That Burden is so careful to look on; 
       
       
BACON 
       
      It is.  But, Burden, tell me now, 
Think'st thou that Bacon's necromantic skill 
Cannot perform his head and wall of brass, 
When he can fetch thine hostess in such post! 
       
       
MILES 
       
      I'll
warrant you, master, if
Master Burden could conjure as well as you, he would have his book
every night from Henley to study on at Oxford. 
       
       
MASON 
       
      Burden, 
       
      What, are you mated by this frolic friar ? 
Look how he droops; his guilty conscience 
Drives him to 'bash, and makes his hostess blush. 
       
       
BACON 
       
      Well, mistress, for I will not have you miss'd, 
       
      You shall to Henley to cheer up your guests 
       
      'Fore supper gin. Burden, bid her adieu; 
       
      Say farewell to your hosless 'fore she goes. 
       
      Sirrah, away, and set her safe at home. 
       
       
WOMAN 
       
      Master Burden, when shall we see you at Henley? 
       
       
BURDEN  
       
      The devil take thee and Henley too. 
       
      
       
      
      The devil vanishes with the
woman.                
       
       
       
      
MILES
        
      Master, shall I make a good motion? 
       
       
BACON 
       
      What's
that? 
       
       
MILES 
       
      Marry, sir, now that my hostess is gone to provide
supper, conjure up another spirit, and send Doctor Burden flying after. 
       
       
BACON 
       
      Thus, rulers of our academic state, 
       
      You have seen the friar frame his art by proof; 
       
      And as the college called Brazen-nose 
       
      Is under him, and he the master there, 
       
      So surely shall this head of brass be fram'd, 
       
      And yield forth strange and uncouth aphorisms; 
       
      And hell and Hecate shall fail the friar, 
       
      But I will circle England round with brass. 
       
       
MILES 
       
       So be it et
nunc et semper; amen. 
       
       
       
       
      
      SCENE III 
       
        
      Fressingfield
Fair; Margaret
and Joan come in with Thomas, Richard and other countrymen, all very
gay. Amongst them is Lacy, disguised as a farmer. 
       
       
THOMAS 
       
      By
my troth, Margaret, here's a
weather is able to make a man call his father whoreson. If this
weather hold, we shall have hay good cheap, and butter and cheese at
Harleston will bear no price. 
       
       
MARGARET 
       
      Thomas,
maids when they come to see the fair 
      Count
not to make a cope for dearth of hay. 
      When
we have turn'd our butter to the salt, 
      And
set our cheese safely upon the racks, 
      Then
let our fathers prize it as they please. 
      We
country sluts of merry Fressingfield 
      Come
to buy needless naughts, to make us fine, 
      And
look that young men should be frank this day, 
      And
court us with such fairings as they can. 
       
      Phoebus is blithe, and frolic looks from heaven, 
As when he courted lovely Semele, 
Swearing the pedlars shall have empty packs, 
If that fair weather may make chapmen buy. 
       
       
LACY  
       
      But, lovely Peggy, Semele is dead, 
And therefore Phoebus from his palace pries, 
And, seeing such a sweet and seemly saint, 
Shows all his glories for to court yourself. 
       
       
MARGARET 
       
      This is a fairing, gentle sir, indeed, 
Too soothe me up with such smooth flattery. 
But learn of me, your scoff's too broad before. 
Well, Joan, our beauties must abide their jests; 
We serve the turn in jolly Fressingfield. 
       
       
JOAN  
       
      Margaret, a farmer's daughter for a farmer's son! 
       
      I warrant you, the meanest of us both 
       
      Shall have a mate to lead us from the church. 
       
      But, Thomas, what's the news? What, in a dump? 
       
      Give me your hand, we are near a pedlar's shop; 
       
      Out with your purse, we must have fairings now. 
       
       
THOMAS 
       
      Faith, Joan, and shall. I'll bestow a fairing on you, and
then we will to the tavern, and snap off a pint of wine or two. 
       
       
MARGARET 
       
      Whence
are you, sir! Of Suffolk? For your terms  
Are finer than the common sort of men. 
       
       
      
      LACY 
       
      Faith,
lovely girl, I am of Beccles by, 
      Your
neighbour, not above six miles from hence, 
       
      A farmer's son, that never was so quaint 
But that he could do courtesy to such dames. 
But trust me, Margaret, I am sent in charge 
From him that revell'd in your father's house, 
And fill'd his lodge with cheer and venison, 
'Tired in green. He sent you this rich purse, 
His token that he help'd you run your cheese, 
And in the milkhouse chatted with yourself. 
       
      
       
LACY 
       
      You forget yourself: 
       
      Women are often weak in memory. 
       
       
MARGARET 
       
      O,
pardon, sir, I call to mind the man. 
      'Twere
little manners to refuse his gift, 
      And
yet I hope he sends it not for love; 
      For
we have little leisure to debate of that. 
       
       
JOAN 
       
      What, Margaret! blush not; maids must have their loves. 
       
       
THOMAS 
       
      Nay, by the mass, she looks pale as if she were angry. 
       
       
RICHARD 
       
      Sirrah,
are you of Beccles? I
pray, how doth Goodman Cob? My father bought a horse of him. I'll tell
you, Margaret, a were good to be a gentleman's jade, for of all things
the foul hilding could not abide a dung-cart. 
       
       
MARGARET  
       
      How
different is this farmer from the rest 
      That
erst as yet have pleas'd my wandering sight! 
      His
words are witty, quicken'd with a smile, 
      His
courtesy gentle, smelling of the court; 
       
      Facile and debonair in all his deeds; 
       
      Proportion'd as was Paris, when, in grey, 
       
      He courted Œnon in the vale by Troy. 
       
      Great lords have come and pleaded for my love: 
       
      Who but the Keeper's lass of Fressingfield? 
       
      And yet methinks this farmer's jolly son 
       
      Passeth the proudest that hath pleas'd mine eye. 
       
      But, Peg, disclose not that thou art in love, 
       
      And show as yet no sign of love to him, 
       
      Although thou well wouldst wish him for thy love-- 
       
      Keep that to thee till time doth serve thy turn, 
       
      To show the grief wherein thy heart doth burn. 
       
      Come, Joan and Thomas, shall we to the fair? 
       
      You, Beccles man, will not forsake us now? 
       
       
LACY 
       
      Not whilst I may have such quaint girls as you. 
       
       
MARGARET 
       
      Well, if you chance to come by Fressingfield, 
Make but a step into the Keeper's lodge, 
And such poor fare as woodmen can afford, 
Butter and cheese, cream and fat venison, 
You shall have store, and welcome therewithal. 
       
       
LACY 
       
      Gramercies,
Peggy; look for me ere long. 
       
       
       
       
      
      SCENE IV 
       
        
      King
Henry the Third enters
with the Emperor, the King of Catsile, Princess Elinor, and Dr. Jaques
Vandermast, a German magician. 
       
       
KING HENRY 
       
      Great men
of Europe, monarchs of the west, 
      Ring'd
with the walls of old Oceanus, 
      Whose
lofty surge is like the battlements 
       
      That compass'd high-built Babel in with towers, 
Welcome, my lords, welcome, brave western kings, 
To England's shore, whose promontory cleeves 
Show Albion is another little world. 
Welcome says English Henry to you all; 
Chiefly unto the lovely Elinor, 
Who dar'd for Edward's sake cut through the seas, 
And venture as Agenor's damsel through the deep, 
To get the love of Henry's wanton son. 
       
       
KING OF CASTILE 
       
      England's rich monarch, brave Plantagenet, 
The Pyren Mounts, swelling above the clouds, 
That ward the wealthy Castile in with walls, 
Could not detain the beauteous Elinor. 
But hearing of the fame of Edward's youth, 
She dar'd to brook Neptunus' haughty pride, 
And bide the brunt of froward Æolus: 
Then may fair England welcome her the more. 
       
       
ELINOR 
       
      After that English Henry by his lords 
       
      Had sent Prince Edward's lovely counterfeit, 
       
      A present to the Castile Elinor, 
       
      The comely portrait of so brave a man, 
       
      The virtuous fame discoursed of his deeds, 
       
      Edward's courageous resolution, 
       
      Done at the Holy Land 'fore Damas' walls, 
       
      Led both mine eye and thoughts in equal links, 
       
      To like so of the English monarch's son, 
       
      That I attempted perils for his ease. 
       
       
EMPEROR 
       
      Where is the prince, my lord? 
       
       
KING HENRY 
       
      He posted
down, not long since, from the court, 
      To
Suffolk side, to merry Framlingham, 
      To
sport himself amongst my fallow deer. 
       
      From thence, by packets sent to Hampton house, 
       
      We hear the prince is ridden, with his lords, 
       
      To Oxford, in the academy there 
       
      To hear dispute amongst the learned men. 
       
      But we will send forth letters for my son, 
       
      To will him come from Oxford to the court. 
       
       
EMPEROR 
       
      Nay, rather, Henry, let us, as we be, 
       
      Ride for to visit Oxford with our train. 
       
      Fain would I see your universities, 
       
      And what learn'd men your academy yields. 
       
      From Hapsburg have I brought a learned clerk 
       
      To hold dispute with English orators-- 
       
      This doctor, surnam'd Jaques Vandermast, 
       
      A German born, pass'd into Padua, 
       
      To Florence and to fair Bologna, 
       
      To Paris, Rheims, and stately Orleans, 
       
      And, talking there with men of art, put down 
       
      The chiefest of them all in aphorisms, 
       
      In magic, and the mathematic rules: 
       
      Now let us, Henry, try him in your schools. 
       
       
KING HENRY 
       
      He shall,
my lord; this motion likes me well. 
      We'll
progress straight to Oxford with our trains, 
      And
see what men our academy brings. 
      And,
wonder Vandermast, welcome to me; 
      In
Oxford shall thou find a jolly friar, 
      Call'd
Friar Bacon, England's only flower. 
      Set
him but nonplus in his magic spells, 
      And
make him yield in mathematic rules, 
      And
for thy glory I will bind thy brows, 
      Not
with a poet's garland made of bays, 
      But
with a coronet of choicest gold. 
      Whilst
then we set to Oxford with our troops, 
      Let
's in and banquet in our English court. 
       
       
       
       
      
      SCENE V 
       
        
      
      At Oxford, Ralph Simnel, the
fool, in the Prince's clothes,
lords it over Prince Edward, Warren and Ermsby, who are disguised as
his servants. 
       
      
RALPH 
        
      Where be these vagabond knaves, that they attend no
better on their master? 
       
       
PRINCE EDWARD 
       
      If it please your honour, we are all ready at an inch. 
       
       
RALPH 
       
      Sirrah Ned, I'll have no more post-horse to ride on: I'll
have another fetch. 
       
       
ERMSBY 
       
      I pray you, how is that, my lord? 
       
       
RALPH 
       
      Marry,
sir, I'll send to the Isle
of Ely for four or five dozen of geese, and I'll have them tied six and
six together with whip cord. Now upon their backs will I have a fair
field-bed with a canopy; and so, when it is my pleasure, I'll flee into
what place I please. This will be easy. 
       
       
WARREN 
       
      Your
honour hath said well; but shall we to Brazen-nose College before we
pull off our boots? Warren, well motion'd; we will to the friar
before we revel it within the town. Ralph,
see you keep your countenance like a prince. 
       
       
RALPH 
      
      Wherefore
have I such a company
of cutting knaves to wait upon me, but to keep and defend my
countenance against all mine enemies; Have you not good swords and
bucklers? 
       
       
ERMSBY 
       
      Stay, who comes here? 
       
       
WARREN 
       
      Some scholar; and we'll ask him where Friar Bacon is. 
       
       
      
      
      Friar Bacon
and Miles
approach.              
       
       
      
BACON 
        
      Why, thou
arrant dunce, shall I
never make thee a good scholar? Doth not all the town cry out and say,
Friar Bacon's subsizer is the greatest blockhead in all Oxford? Why,
thou canst not speak one word of true Latin. 
       
       
MILES 
      
      No, sir?
Yet, what is this else? Ego sum tuus homo,  I am your
man: I warrant you, sir, as good Tully's phrase as any is in Oxford. 
       
       
BACON 
       
      Come on, sirrah; what part of speech is Ego? 
       
       
MILES 
       
      Ego, that is  I; marry, nomen
substantivo. 
       
       
BACON 
       
      How prove you that? 
       
       
MILES 
       
      Why, sir, let him prove himself an 'a will; I can be
heard, felt, and understood. 
       
      
       
PRINCE EDWARD 
       
      Come, let us break off this dispute between these
two. Sirrah, where is Brazen-nose College? 
       
       
MILES 
       
       Not far
from Coppersmith's Hall. 
       
       
PRINCE EDWARD 
       
      What,
dost thou mock me? 
       
       
MILES 
       
      Not I, sir: but what would you at Brazen-nose? 
       
       
ERMSBY 
       
      Marry, we would speak with Friar Bacon. 
       
       
MILES 
       
      Whose men be you? 
       
       
ERMSBY  
       
      Marry,
scholar, here's our master. 
       
       
RALPH 
       
      Sirrah, I am the master of these good fellows; mayst thou
not know me to be a lord by my reparrel? 
       
       
MILES 
       
      
      Then here's good game for the
hawk; for
here's the master-fool and a covey of coxcombs-- one wise man, I think,
would spring you all. 
       
      
PRINCE EDWARD   
      
      Gog's wounds! Warren, kill him. 
       
       
       
WARREN  
       
      Why, Ned, I think the devil be in my sheath; I cannot get
out my dagger. 
       
       
ERMSBY 
       
       Nor I
mine! 'Swones, Ned, I think I am bewitched. 
       
       
MILES 
      
      A company
of scabs! The proudest of you all draw your weapon, if he can. See how
boldly I speak, now my master is by. 
       
       
      
      PRINCE
EDWARD 
       
       I Strive
in vain; but if my sword be shut 
      And
conjur'd fast by magic in my sheath, 
      Villain,
here is my fist. 
       
       
      MILES 
      
      Oh, I
beseech you conjure his hands too, that he may not lift his arms to his
head, for he is light-fingered! 
       
       
      
      RALPH 
       
      Ned, Strike him; I'll warrant thee by mine honour. 
       
       
BACON 
       
      What
means the English prince to wrong my man? 
       
       
PRINCE EDWARD 
       
      To whom speak'st thou? 
       
       
BACON 
       
      To thee. 
       
       
PRINCE EDWARD  
      
      Who art
thou? 
       
       
BACON 
       
      Could you not judge when all your swords grew fait, 
       
      That Friar Bacon was not far from hence; 
       
      Edward, King Henry's son and Prince of Wales, 
       
      Thy fool disguis'd cannot conceal thyself. 
       
      I know both Ermsby and the Sussex Earl, 
       
      Else Friar Bacon had but little skill. 
       
      Thou com'st in post from merry Fressingfield, 
       
      Fast-fancied to the Keeper's bonny lass, 
       
      To crave some succour of the jolly friar. 
       
      And Lacy, Earl of Lincoln, hast thou left 
       
      To treat fair Margaret to allow thy loves; 
       
      But friends are men, and love can baffle lords; 
       
      The earl
both woos and courts her for himself. 
       
       
      
      WARREN 
       
      Ned, this is strange; the friar knoweth all. 
       
       
ERMSBY 
       
      Apollo could not utter more than this. 
       
       
PRINCE EDWARD 
       
      I stand amaz'd to hear this jolly friar 
Tell even the very secrets of my thoughts. 
But, learned Bacon, since thou know'st the cause 
Why I did post so fast from Fressingfield, 
Help, friar, at a pinch, that I may have 
The love of lovely Margaret to myself, 
And, as I am true Prince of Wales, I'll give 
Living and lands to strength thy college-state. 
       
       
WARREN 
       
      Good friar, help the prince in this. 
       
       
RALPH 
       
      Why,
servant Ned, will not the friar do it ? Were not my sword glued to
my scabbard by conjuration, I would cut off his head, and make him do
it by force. 
       
       
MILES 
       
      In
faith, my lord, your manhood and your sword is all alike; they are so
fast conjured that we shall never see them. 
       
       
ERMSBY 
       
      What, doctor, in a dump! Tush, help the prince, 
And thou shalt see how liberal he will prove. 
       
       
BACON  
       
      Crave not
such actions greater dumps than these? 
      I
will, my lord, strain out my magic spells; 
      For
this day comes the earl to Fressingfield, 
      And
'fore that night shuts in the day with dark, 
      They'll
be betrothed each to other fast. 
      But
come with me; we'll to my study straight, 
       
      And in a glass prospective I will show 
What's done this day in merry Fressingfield. 
       
       
PRINCE EDWARD 
       
      Gramercies, Bacon; I will quite thy pain. 
       
       
BACON 
       
      But
send your train, my lord,
into the town,  
My scholar shall go bring them to their inn.  
Meanwhile
we'll see the knavery of the earl. 
       
       
PRINCE EDWARD 
       
      Warren, leave me; and, Ermsby, take the fool; 
Let him be master, and go revel it, 
Till I and Friar Bacon talk awhile. 
       
       
WARREN 
       
      We will, my lord. 
       
       
RALPH 
       
      Faith, Ned, and I'll lord it out till thou comest; I'll be 
Prince of Wales over all the black-pots in Oxford. 
       
       
       The
fool, Warren, Ermsby and Miles go out,  
while the Prince accompanies Friar Bacon.  
       
       
       
       
      
      SCENE VI 
       
        
      Friar Bacon enters his study with Prince Edward. He
leads him up to the magic mirror. 
       
       
BACON 
       
      Now, frolic Edward, welcome to my cell; 
Here tempers Friar Bacon many toys, 
And holds this place his consistory-court, 
Wherein the devils plead homage to his words. 
Within this glass prospective thou shalt see 
This day what's done in merry Fressingfield 
'Twixt lovely Peggy and the Lincoln Earl. 
       
       
PRINCE EDWARD 
      Friar, thou glad'st me: now shall Edward try 
How Lacy meaneth to his sovereign Lord. 
       
       
BACON 
       
      Stand there and look directly in the glass. 
       
      As
the Prince gazes into the glass, he    
sees the figures of Margaret and Friar  
Bungay, in earnest
conversation.          
       
       
      What sees my lord? 
       
       
PRINCE EDWARD 
       
      I see the Keeper's lovely lass appear, 
As brightsome as the paramour of Mars, 
Only attended by a jolly friar. 
       
       
BACON 
       
      Sit still, and keep the crystal in your eye. 
      
      The figures begin to
speak.                    
       
       
       
       
MARGARET 
       
      But tell me, Friar Bungay, is it true 
That this fair courteous country swain, 
Who says his father is a farmer nigh, 
Can be Lord Lacy, Earl of Lincolnshire? 
       
       
BUNGAY 
       
      Peggy, 'tis true, 'tis Lacy for my life, 
Or else mine art and cunning both do fail, 
Left by Prince Edward to procure his loves; 
For he in green, that holp you run your cheese, 
Is son to Henry and the Prince of Wales. 
       
       
MARGARET 
       
      Be what he will, his lure is but
for lust. 
But did Lord Lacy like poor Margaret, 
Or would he deign to wed a country lass, 
Friar, I would his humble handmaid be, 
And for great wealth quite him with courtesy. 
       
       
BUNGAY 
       
      Why, Margaret, dost
thou love him? 
       
       
MARGARET 
       
      His personage, like
the pride of vaunting Troy, 
Might well avouch to shadow Helen's rape. 
His wit is quick and ready in conceit, 
As Greece afforded in her chiefest prime. 
Courteous, ah friar, full of pleasing smiles! 
Trust me, I love too much to tell thee more; 
Suffice to me he's England's paramour. 
       
       
BUNGAY 
       
      Hath not each eye
that view'd thy pleasing face 
Surnamed thee Fair Maid of Fressingfield? 
       
       
MARGARET 
       
      Yes, Bungay; and
would God the lovely earl 
Had that in esse that so many sought. 
       
       
BUNGAY 
       
      Fear not, the friar will not be
behind 
To show his cunning to entangle love. 
       
       
      PRINCE EDWARD 
       
      I think the friar
courts the bonny wench-- 
Bacon, methinks he is a lusty churl. 
       
       
BACON 
       
      Now look, my lord. 
       
       
      
      The figure of Lacy appears in
the  glass.                                            
 
        
       
       
PRINCE EDWARD 
       
      Gog's wounds, Bacon, here comes
Lacy! 
       
       
      BACON 
       
      Sit still, my lord, and mark the
comedy. 
       
       
BUNGAY 
       
      Here's Lacy,
Margaret; step aside awhile. 
       
      
      He draws Margaret to one side.
       
       
       
       
LACY  
       
      Daphne, the damsel
that caught Phoebus fast, 
And lock'd him in the brightness of her looks, 
Was not so beauteous in Apollo's eyes 
As is fair Margaret to the Lincoln Earl. 
Recant thee, Lacy, thou art put in trust: 
Edward, thy sovereign's son, hath chosen thee, 
A secret friend, to court her for himself, 
And dar'st thou wrong thy prince with treachery? 
Lacy, love makes no exception of a friend, 
Nor deems it of a prince but as a man. 
Honour bids thee control him in his lust; 
His wooing is not for to wed the girl, 
But to entrap her and beguile the lass. 
Lacy, thou lov'st, then brook not such abuse, 
But wed her, and abide thy prince's frown-- 
For better die than see her live disgrac'd. 
       
       
MARGARET 
       
      Come, friar, I will
shake him from his dumps. 
How cheer you, sir; A penny for your thought. 
       
      You 're early up, pray God it be
the near. 
What, come from Beccles in th' morn so soon? 
       
       
      LACY 
       
      Thus watchful are
such men as live in love, 
Whose eyes brook broken slumbers for their sleep. 
I tell thee, Peggy, since last Harleston fair 
My mind hath felt a heap of passions. 
       
       
MARGARET 
       
      A trusty man, that court it for
your friend;  
Woo you still for the courtier all in green?  
I marvel
that he sues not for himself. 
       
       
      LACY 
       
      Peggy, 
       
      I pleaded first to
get your grace for him; 
       
      But when mine eyes
survey'd your beauteous looks, 
       
      Love, like a wag,
straight div'd into my heart, 
       
      And there did shrine
the idea of yourself. 
       
      Pity me, though I be
a farmer's son, 
       
      And measure not my
riches, but my love. 
       
       
MARGARET 
       
      You are very hasty;
for to garden well, 
Seeds must have time to sprout before they spring. 
Love ought to creep as doth the dial's shade,  
For timely ripe is rotten too' too soon. 
       
       
BUNGAY  
       
      Deus hic; room
for a merry friar! 
       
      What, youth of
Beccles, with the Keeper's lass? 
       
      'Tis well; but tell
me, hear you any news? 
       
       
LACY 
       
      No, friar: what news? 
       
       
BUNGAY 
       
      Hear you not how the
pursuivants do post 
With proclamations through each country-town? 
       
       
LACY 
       
      For what, gentle
friar? Tell the news. 
       
       
BUNGAY  
       
      Dwell'st thou in Beccles, and
hear'st not of these news? 
Lacy, the Earl of Lincoln, is late fled 
From Windsor court, disguised like a swain, 
And lurks about the country here unknown. 
Henry suspects him of some treachery, 
And therefore doth proclaim in every way 
That who can take the Lincoln Earl shall have, 
Paid in the Exchequer, twenty thousand crowns. 
       
       
      LACY 
       
      The Earl of Lincoln!
Friar, thou art mad. 
It was some other; thou mistak'st the man. 
The Earl of Lincoln! Why, it cannot be. 
       
       
MARGARET  
       
      Yes, very well, my lord, for you
are he-- 
The Keeper's daughter took you prisoner. 
Lord Lacy, yield, I'll be your gaoler once. 
       
       
      PRINCE EDWARD 
       
      How familiar they be, Bacon! 
       
       
BACON 
      Sit still, and mark the sequel of
their loves. 
       
       
      LACY 
       
      Then am I double
prisoner to thyself. 
Peggy, I yield. But are these news in jest? 
       
       
MARGARET 
       
      In jest with you,
but earnest unto me; 
For why these wrongs do wring me at the heart. 
Ah, how these earls and noblemen of birth 
Flatter and feign to forge poor women's ill! 
       
       
LACY 
       
      Believe me, lass, I
am the Lincoln Earl. 
       
      I not deny but,
'tired thus in rags, 
       
      I liv'd disguis'd to
win fair Peggy's love. 
       
       
MARGARET 
       
      What love is there
where wedding ends not love? 
       
       
LACY 
       
      I mean, fair girl, to make thee
Lacy's wife. 
       
       
      MARGARET 
       
       I little think that earls
will stoop so low. 
       
       
LACY 
      Say shall I make
thee countess ere I sleep? 
       
       
MARGARET 
       
      Handmaid unto the
earl, so please himself:  
A wife in name, but servant in obedience. 
       
       
LACY 
       
       The Lincoln Countess, for
it shall be so;  
I'll plight the bands, and seal it with a kiss. 
      
       He takes her in his
arms.                  
       
       
       
       
      
      PRINCE EDWARD  
       
      Gog's wounds, Bacon,
they kiss! I'll slay them. 
       
       
BACON  
       
      O, hold your hands,
my lord, it is the glass! 
       
       
PRINCE EDWARD 
       
      Choler to see the traitors gree
so well 
Made me to think the shadows substances. 
       
       
BACON 
      'Twere a long
poniard, my lord, to reach between Oxford and Fressingfield; but sit
still and see more. 
       
       
      BUNGAY 
       
      Well, Lord of Lincoln, if your
loves be knit, 
And that your tongues and thoughts do both agree, 
To avoid ensuing jars, I'll hamper up the match. 
I'll take my portace forth and wed you here; 
Then go to bed and seal up your desires. 
       
       
      LACY 
       
      Friar, content. Peggy, how like
you this? 
       
       
MARGARET 
       
      What likes my lord
is pleasing unto me. 
       
       
BUNGAY 
       
       Then hand'fast hand, and I
will to my book. 
      
      They
join
hands.                               
 
       
       
       
      
      BACON 
       
      What sees my lord
now? 
       
       
PRINCE EDWARD  
       
      Bacon, I see the
lovers hand in hand, 
       
      The friar ready with
his portace there 
       
      To wed them both:
then am I quite undone. 
       
      Bacon, help now, if
e'er thy magic serv'd; 
       
      Help, Bacon; stop
the marriage now, 
       
      If devils or
necromancy may suffice, 
       
      And I will give thee
forty thousand crowns. 
       
       
BACON 
       
      Fear not, my lord,
I'll stop the jolly friar 
       
      For mumbling up his
orisons this day. 
       
       
      The lovers
wait anxiously for Bungay  
to begin, but he stands tongue-tied,     mumbling 
hud,
hud.                           
 
       
       
      LACY 
      Why speak'a not, Bungay? Friar,
to thy book. 
       
       
MARGARET 
      How look'st  thou, friar, as
a man distraught 
Reft of thy senses, Bungay? Show by signs, 
If thou be dumb, what passion holdeth thee. 
       
       
LACY 
      He's dumb indeed. Bacon hath with
his devils 
Enchanted him, or else some strange disease 
Or apoplexy hath possess'd his lungs. 
But, Peggy, what he cannot with his book, 
We'll twixt us both unite it up in heart. 
       
       
MARGARET 
      Else let me die, my lord, a
miscreant. 
       
       
PRINCE EDWARD 
      Why stands Friar Bungay so amaz'd? 
       
       
BACON 
      I have struck him dumb, my lord;
and if your honour please, 
I'll fetch this Bungay straight from Fressingfield, 
And he shall dine with us in Oxford here. 
       
       
PRINCE EDWARD 
      Bacon, do that, and thou
contentest me. 
       
       
LACY 
      Of courtesy, Margaret, let us
lead the friar 
Unto thy father's lodge, to comfort him 
With broths to bring him from this helpless trance. 
       
       
MARGARET 
      Or else, my lord, we were passing
unkind 
To leave this friar so in his distress. 
       
       
      A
devil appears in the glass and  
      carries off Bungay on his
back.   
       
       
      O, help, my lord! A devil, a
devil, my lord! 
Look how he carries Bungay on his back! 
Let's hence, for Bacon's spirits be abroad. 
       
       
      The
figures in the glass disappear. 
       
       
PRINCE EDWARD 
      Bacon, I laugh to see the jolly
friar 
Mounted upon the devil, and how the earl 
Flees with his bonny lass for fear. 
As soon as Bungay is at Brazen-nose, 
And I have chatted with the merry friar, 
I will post hie me to Fressingfield, 
And quite these wrongs on Lacy ere't be long. 
       
       
       
       
      SCENE
VII 
       
       
      In
the Regent-house at Oxford, the Doctors, Burden, 
      Mason, and Clement, discuss the
preparations necessary 
      for the ruyal visitors. 
       
       
MASON 
      Now that we are gather'd in the
Regent-house, 
It fits us talk about the king's repair, 
For he, trooped with all the western kings, 
That lie along the Dantzic seas by east, 
North by the clime of frosty Germany, 
The Almain monarch, and the Saxon duke, 
Castile and lovely Elinor with him, 
Have in their jests resolv'd for Oxford town. 
       
       
BURDEN 
      We must lay plots of stately
tregedies, 
Strange comic shows, such as proud Roscius 
Vaunted before the Roman emperors, 
To welcome all the western potentates. 
       
       
CLEMENT 
      But more; the king by letters
hath foretold 
That Frederick, the Almain emperor, 
Hath brought with him a German of esteem, 
Whose surname is Don Jacques Vandermast, 
Skilful in magic and those secret arts. 
       
       
      MASON 
       
      Then must we all
make suit unto the friar, 
To Friar Bacon, that he vouch this task, 
And undertake to countervail in skill 
The German; else there 's none in Oxford can 
Match and dispute with learned Vandermast. 
       
       
BURDEN 
       
      Bacon, if he will
hold the German play, 
       
      Will teach him what
an English friar can do-- 
       
      The devil, I think,
dare not dispute with him. 
       
       
CLEMENT 
       
      Indeed, Mas Doctor,
he displeasur'd you, 
In that he brought your hostess with her spit, 
From Henley, posting unto Brazen-nose. 
       
       
BURDEN  
       
      A vengeance on the friar for his
pains! 
But leaving that, let's hie to Bacon straight, 
To see if he will take this task in hand. 
       
       
      CLEMENT 
       
      Stay, what rumour is
this? The town is up in a mutiny: what hurry-burly is this! 
       
       
      The
Constable appears, leading in the  
fool amiably drunk; Warren, Ermsly    and
Miles
follow.                                 
 
       
       
CONSTABLE 
       
      Nay, masters, if you
were ne'er so good, you shall before the doctors to answer your
misdemeanour. 
       
       
BURDEN 
       
      What's the matter,
fellow? 
       
       
CONSTABLE 
       
      Marry, sir, here 's
a company of turners, that, drinking in the tavern, have made a great
brawl and almost killed the vintner. 
       
       
      MILES 
       
      Salve, Doctor
Burden! 
This lubberly lurden 
Ill-shap'd and ill-fac'd, 
Disdain'd and disgrac'd, 
What he tells unto volis 
Mentitur de novus. 
       
       
BURDEN 
       
      Who is the master
and chief of this crew? 
       
      
MILES   
      
      Ecce asinam mundi 
      Figura rotundi, 
Neat, sheat, and fine, 
As brisk as a cup of wine. 
       
       
      
       
RALPH 
       
      I am, father
doctor, as a man would say, the bell-wether of this company: these are
my lords, and I the Prince of Wales. 
       
       
CLEMENT  
       
      Are you Edward, the
king's son? 
       
       
RALPH 
       
      Sirrah Miles,
bring hither the
tapster that drew the wine, and, I warrant, when they see how soundly I
have broke his head, they'll say 'twas done by no less man than a
prince. 
       
       
MASON 
       
       I cannot believe that this
is the Prince of Wales. 
       
       
      WARREN 
       
      And why so, sir? 
       
       
MASON 
       
      For they say the prince is a
brave and a wise gentleman. 
       
       
      WARREN 
       
      Why, and think'st
then, doctor, that he is not so? 
Dar'st thou detract and derogate from him, 
Being so lovely and so brave a youth! 
       
       
ERMSBY 
       
      Whose face, shining
with many a sugar'd smile, 
Bewrays that he is bred of princely race. 
       
       
MILES 
       
      
      And yet, Master Doctor, 
To speak like a proctor, 
And tell unto you 
What is veriment and true; 
To cease of this quarrel, 
Look but on his apparel; 
Then mark but my talis, 
He is great Prince of Walis, 
The chief of our gegis, 
      And filius regis: 
Then ware what is done, 
       
      For he is Henry's white son. 
       
       
       
RALPH  
       
      Doctors, whose
doting night-caps
are not capable of my ingenious dignity, know that I am Edward
Plantagenet, whom if you displease, will make a ship that shall hold
all your colleges, and so carry away the niniversity with a fair wind
to the Bankside in Southwark. How sayest thou, Ned Warren, shall I not
do it? 
       
       
WARREN 
       
      Yes, my good
lord; and, if it
please your lordship, I will gather up all your old pantofles, and with
the cork make you a pinnace of five-hundred ton, that shall serve the
turn marvellous well, my lord. 
       
       
ERMSBY 
       
      And I, my lord, will
have
pioners to undermine the town, that the very gardens and orchards be
carried away for your summer-walks. 
       
       
MILES 
       
      And I, with scientia 
       
      And great diligentia, 
       
      Will conjure and
charm, 
       
      To keep you from
harm; 
       
      That utrum horum
mavis,  
       
      Your very great navis, 
       
      Like Barclay's ship, 
       
      From Oxford do skip 
       
      With colleges and
schools, 
       
      Full-loaden with
fools.  
       
      Quid dicis ad hoc, 
       
      Worshipful Domine
      Dawcock? 
       
       
CLEMENT 
       
      Why, hare-brain'd
courtiers, are you drunk or mad, 
       
      To taunt us up with
such scurrility; 
       
      Deem you us men of
base and light esteem 
       
      To bring us such a
fop for Henry's son? 
       
      Call out the beadles
and convey them hence 
       
      Straight to Bocardo:
let the roisters lie 
       
      Close clapt in
bolts, until their wits be tame. 
       
       
ERMSBY 
       
      Why, shall we to
prison, my lord? 
       
       
RALPH 
       
      What sayest, Miles,
shall I honour the prison with my presence! 
       
       
MILES 
       
      No, no; out with your blades, 
And hamper these jades; 
Have a Hurt and a crash, 
Now play revel-dash, 
And teach these sacerdos 
       
      That the Bocardos, 
Like peasants and elves, 
Are meet for themselves. 
       
       
MASON 
       
      To the prison with
them, constable. 
       
       
WARREN 
       
      Well, doctors,
seeing I have sported me 
With laughing at these mad and merry-wags, 
Know that Prince Edward is at Brazen-nose, 
And this, attired like the Prince of Wales, 
Is Ralph, King Henry's only loved fool; 
I, Earl of Sussex, and this Ermsby, 
One of the privy-chamber to the king; 
Who, while the prince with Friar Bacon stays, 
Have revell'd it in Oxford as you see. 
       
       
MASON  
       
      My lord, pardon
us, we knew not
what you were;  
But courtiers may make greater scapes than these.  
Wilt
please your honour dine with me to-day? 
       
       
WARREN 
       
      I will, Master
Doctor, and
satisfy the vintner for his hurt; only I must desire you to imagine him
all this forenoon the Prince of Wales. 
       
       
MASON 
       
       I will, sir. 
       
       
RALPH 
      And upon that I will lead the
way; only
I will have Miles go before me, because I have heard Henry say that
wisdom must go before majesty. 
       
       
       
       
      SCENE VIII 
       
        
      
      Prince Edward, having ridden
post to Fressingfield, meets the lovers. He draws his dagger. 
       
       
       
PRINCE EDWARD 
       
      Lacy, thou canst not
shroud thy traitorous thoughts, 
       
      Nor cover, as did
Cassius, all thy wiles; 
       
      For Edward hath an
eye that looks as far 
       
      As Lynceus from the
shores of Græcia. 
       
      Did not I sit in
Oxford by the friar, 
       
      And see thee court
the maid of Fressingfield, 
       
      Sealing thy
flattering fancies with a kiss! 
       
      Did not proud Bungay
draw his portace forth, 
       
      And joining hand in
hand had married you, 
       
      If Friar Bacon had
not struck him dumb, 
       
      And mounted him upon
a spirit's back, 
       
      That we might chat
at Oxford with the friar? 
       
      Traitor, what
answer'st! Is not all this true? 
       
       
LACY  
       
      Truth all, my lord;
and thus I make reply. 
       
      At Harleston Fair,
there courting for your grace, 
       
      Whenas mine eye
survey'd her curious shape, 
       
      And drew the
beauteous glory of her looks 
       
      To dive into the
centre of my heart, 
       
      Love taught me that
your honour did but jest, 
       
      That princes were in
fancy but as men; 
       
      How that the lovely
maid of Fressingfield 
       
      Was fitter to be
Lacy's wedded wife 
       
      Than concubine unto
the Prince of Wales. 
       
       
PRINCE EDWARD 
       
      Injurious Lacy, did I love thee
more 
Than Alexander his Hephæstion? 
Did I unfold the passions of my love, 
And lock them in the closet of thy thoughts? 
Wert thou to Edward second to himself, 
Sole friend, and partner of his secret loves! 
       
      And could a glance
of fading beauty break 
Th' enchained fetters of such private friends? 
Base coward, false, and too effeminate 
To be co-rival with a prince in thoughts! 
From Oxford have I posted since I din'd, 
To quite a traitor 'fore that Edward sleep. 
       
       
MARGARET  
       
      'Twas I, my lord,
not Lacy, slept awry. 
       
      For oft he sued and
courted for yourself, 
       
      And still woo'd for
the courtier all in green; 
       
      But I, whom fancy
made but over-fond, 
       
      Pleaded myself with
looks as if I lov'd. 
       
      I fed mine eye with
gazing on his face, 
       
      And still bewitch'd
lov'd Lacy with my looks; 
       
      My heart with sighs,
mine eyes pleaded with tears, 
       
      My face held pity
and content at once, 
       
      And more I could not
cipher-out by signs, 
       
      But that I lov'd
Lord Lacy with my heart. 
       
      Then, worthy Edward,
measure with thy mind 
       
      If women's favours
will not force men fall; 
       
      If beauty, and if
darts of piercing love, 
       
      Are not offered to
bury thoughts of friends. 
       
       
PRINCE EDWARD 
       
      I tell thee, Peggy, I will have
thy loves; 
Edward or none shall conquer Margaret. 
In frigates bottom'd with rich Sethin planks, 
Topt with the lofty firs of Lebanon, 
Stemm'd and incas'd with burnish'd ivory, 
And overpaid with plates of Persian wealth, 
Like Thetis shall thou wanton on the waves, 
And draw the dolphins to thy lovely eyes, 
To dance lavoltas in the purple streams. 
Sirens, with harps and silver psalteries, 
Shall wait with music at thy frigate's stem, 
And entertain fair Margaret with their lays. 
England and England's wealth shall wait on thee; 
Britain shall bend unto her prince's love, 
       
      And do due homage to
thine excellence, 
If thou wilt be but Edward's Margaret. 
       
       
MARGARET 
       
      Pardon, my lord; if
Jove's great royalty 
       
      Sent me such
presents as to Danaë; 
       
      If Phœbus, 'tired in
Latona's webs, 
       
      Came courting from
the beauty of his lodge; 
       
      The dulcet tunes of
frolic Mercury, 
       
      Nor all the wealth
heaven's treasury affords, 
       
      Should make me leave
Lord Lacy or his love. 
       
       
PRINCE EDWARD 
       
      I have learn'd at
Oxford, then, this point of schools-- 
       
      Abata causa,
tollitur effectus: 
       
      Lacy, the cause that
Margaret cannot love 
       
      Nor fix her liking
on the English Prince, 
       
      Take him away, and
then th' effects will fail. 
       
      Villain, prepare
thyself; for I will bathe 
       
      My poniard in the
bosom of an earl. 
       
       
LACY 
       
      Rather than live,
and miss fair Margaret's love, 
Prince Edward, stop not at the fatal doom, 
But stab it home: end both my loves and life. 
       
       
MARGARET  
       
      Brave Prince of
Wales, honour'd for royal deeds, 
'Twere sin to stain fair Venus' courts with blood; 
Love's conquest ends, my lord, in courtesy. 
Spare Lacy, gentle Edward; let me die, 
For so both you and he do cease your loves. 
       
       
PRINCE EDWARD 
       
      Lacy shall die as a traitor to
his lord. 
       
       
      LACY 
       
       I have deserv'd it, Edward;
act it well. 
       
       
      MARGARET 
       
      What hopes the
prince to gain by Lacy's death? 
       
       
PRINCE EDWARD 
       
      To end the loves
'twixt him and Margaret. 
       
       
MARGARET  
       
      Why, thinks King
Henry's son that Margaret's love 
Hangs in th' uncertain balance of proud time! 
That death shall make a discord of our thoughts! 
No, slay the earl, and, 'fore the morning sun 
Shall vaunt him thrice over the lofty east, 
Margaret will meet her Lacy in the heavens. 
       
       
LACY 
       
      If aught betides to
lovely Margaret 
       
      That wrongs or
wrings her honour from content, 
       
      Europe's rich wealth
nor England's monarchy 
       
      Should not allure
Lacy to over-live. 
       
      Then, Edward, short
my life, and end her loves. 
       
       
MARGARET 
       
      Rid me, and keep a
friend worth many loves. 
       
       
LACY 
       
      Nay, Edward, keep a
love worth many friends. 
       
       
MARGARET 
       
      And if thy mind be
such as fame hath blaz'd, 
Then, princely Edward, let us both abide 
The fatal resolution of thy rage. 
Banish thou fancy, and embrace revenge, 
And in one tomb knit both our carcases, 
Whose hearts were linked in one perfect love. 
       
       
PRINCE EDWARD  
       
      Edward, art thou that famous
Prince of Wales 
Who at Damasco beat the Saracens, 
       
      And brought'st home
triumph on thy lance's point, 
       
      And shall thy plumes
be pull'd by Venus down; 
       
      Is't princely to
dissever lovers' leagues, 
       
      To part such friends
as glory in their loves? 
       
      Leave, Ned, and make
a virtue of this fault, 
       
      And further Peg and
Lacy in their loves. 
       
      So in subduing
fancy's passion, 
       
      Conquering thyself,
thou gett'st the richest spoil. 
       
      Lacy, rise up. 
      Fair Peggy, here 's my hand: 
       
      The Prince of Wales hath
conquer'd all his thoughts, 
And all his loves he yields unto the earl. 
Lacy, enjoy the maid of Fressingfield; 
Make her thy Lincoln Countess at the church, 
And Ned, as he is true Plantagenet, 
Will give her to thee frankly for thy wife. 
       
       
LACY 
      Humbly I take her of
my sovereign, 
       
      As if that Edward
gave me England's right, 
       
      And rich'd me with the Albion
diadem. 
       
       
      MARGARET 
       
      And doth the English
prince mean true! 
Will he vouchsafe to cease his former loves, 
And yield the title of a country maid 
Unto Lord Lacy? 
       
       
PRINCE EDWARD 
       
       I will, fair Peggy, as I am
true lord. 
       
       
      MARGARET 
       
      Then, lordly sir,
whose conquest is as great, 
       
      In conquering love,
as Caesar's victories, 
       
      Margaret, as mild
and humble in her thoughts 
       
      As was Aspasia unto
Cyrus self, 
       
      Yields thanks, and,
next Lord Lacy, doth enshrine 
       
       Edward the second secret in
her heart. 
       
       
PRINCE EDWARD 
      Gramercy, Peggy! Now the vows are
past, 
And that your loves are not to be revolt, 
Once, Lacy, friends again. Come, we will post 
To Oxford; for this day the king is there, 
And brings for Edward Castile Elinor. 
Peggy, I must go see and view my wife; 
I pray God I like her as I loved thee. 
Beside, Lord Lincoln, we shall hear dispute 
'Twixt Friar Bacan and learn'd Vandermast. 
       
       
MARGARET 
      As it please Lord Lacy; but
love's foolish looks 
Think footsteps miles and minutes to be hours. 
       
       
LACY 
      I'll hasten, Peggy, to make short
return. 
But please your honour go unto the lodge, 
We shall have butter, cheese, and venison; 
And yesterday I brought for Margaret  
A lusty bottle of neat claret-wine-- 
Thus we can feast and entertain your grace. 
       
       
PRINCE EDWARD 
      'Tis cheer, Lord Lacy, for an
emperor, 
If he respect the person and the place. 
Come, let us in; for I will all this night  
Ride post until I come to Bacon's cell. 
       
       
       
       
      SCENE
IX 
       
       
      King
Henry, with the Emperor, the King of Castile 
      and the Princess Elinor, have
reached Oxford; 
      Vandermast and Friar Bungay
follow. 
       
       
EMPEROR 
      Trust me, Plantagenet, the Oxford
schools 
Are richly seated near the river-side. 
The mountains full of fat and fallow deer, 
The battling pastures lade with kind and flocks, 
The town gorgeous with high-built colleges, 
And scholars seemly in their grave attire, 
Learned in searching principles of art. 
What is thy judgment, Jaques Vandermast? 
       
       
VANDERMAST 
      That lordly are the buildings of
the town, 
Spacious the rooms, and full of pleasant walks; 
But for the doctors, how that they be learned, 
It may be meanly, for aught I can hear. 
       
       
BUNGAY 
      I tell thee, German, Hapsburg
holds none such, 
None read so deep as Oxenford contains. 
There are withon our academic state 
Men that may lecture it in Germany 
To all the doctors of your Belgic schools. 
       
       
KING HENRY 
      Stand to him, Bungay, charm this
Vandermast, 
And I will use thee as a royal king. 
       
       
      King
Henry and his guests take their seats to 
      listen to the disputations of
the two doctors.   
       
       
VANDERMAST 
      Wherein dar'st thou to dispute
with me? 
       
       
BUNGAY  
      In what a doctor and a frair can. 
       
       
VANDERMAST 
      Before rich Europe's worthies put
thou forth 
The doubtful question unto Vandermast. 
       
       
BUNGAY 
      Let it be this--Whether the
spirits of pyromancy or geomancy be most predominant in magic? 
       
       
VANDERMAST 
      I say, of pyromancy. 
       
       
      BUNGAY 
       
      And I, of geomancy. 
       
       
      VANDERMAST 
       
      The cabalists, that
write of magic spells, 
       
      As Hermes, Melchie,
and Pythagoras, 
       
      Affirm that, 'mongst
the quadruplicity 
       
      Of elemental
essence, terra is but thought 
       
      To be a punctum squared
to the rest; 
       
      And that the compass
of ascending elements 
       
      Exceed in bigness as
they do in height; 
       
      Judging the concave
circle of the sun 
       
      To hold the rest in
his circumference. 
       
      If, then, as Hermes
says, the fire be greatest, 
       
      Purest, and only
giveth shape to spirits, 
       
      Then must these
dæmones that haunt that place 
       
      Be every way
superior to the rest. 
       
       
BUNGAY 
       
      I reason not of
elemental shapes, 
       
      Nor tell I of the
concave latitudes, 
       
      Noting their essence
nor their quality, 
       
      But of the spirits
that pyromancy calls, 
       
      And of the vigour of
the geomantic fiends 
       
      I tell thee, German,
magic haunts the ground, 
       
      And those strange
necromantic spells, 
       
      That work such shows
and wondering in the world, 
       
      Are acted by those
geomantic spirits 
       
      That Hermes calleth terræ
filii. 
       
      The fiery spirits
are but transparent shades, 
       
      That lightly pass as
heralds to bear news; 
       
      But earthly fiends,
clos'd in the lowest deep, 
       
      Dissever mountains,
if they be but charg'd, 
       
      Being more gross and
massy in their power. 
       
       
VANDERMAST 
       
      Rather these earthly
geomantic spirits 
       
      Are dull and like
the place where they remain; 
       
       For when proud Lucifer fell
from the heavens, 
       
      The spirits and
angels that did sin with him, 
Retain'd their local essence as their faults, 
All subject under Luna's continent. 
They which offended less hung in the fire, 
And second faults did rest within the air; 
But Lucifer and his proud-hearted fiends 
Were thrown into the centre of the earth, 
Having less understanding than the rest, 
As having greater sin and lesser grace. 
Therefore such gross and earthly spirits do serve 
For jugglers, witches, and vile sorcerers; 
Whereas the pyromantic genii 
Are mighty, swift, and of far-reaching power. 
But grant that geomancy hath most force; 
Bungay, to please these mighty potentates, 
Prove by some instance what thy art can do. 
       
       
BUNGAY 
       
      I will. 
       
       
EMPEROR 
       
      Now, English Harry,
here begins the game; 
We shall see sport between these learned men. 
       
       
VANDERMAST 
       
      What wilt thou do? 
       
       
BUNGAY 
       
      Show thee the tree,
leav'd with refined gold, 
       
      Whereon the fearful
dragon held his seat, 
       
      That watch'd the
garden call'd Hesperides, 
       
      Subdued and won by
conquering Hercules. 
       
       
      Bungay
utters his spell and a
golden tree 
rises from the ground, with a dragon       
in its branches,
spitting out fire. Friar      
Bungay steps back and
Vandermast         comes
forward.                                     
   
       
       
      
      VANDERMAST 
       
      Well done! 
       
       
      KING HENRY 
       
      What say you, royal
lordlings, to my friar? 
Hath he not done a point of cunning skill? 
       
       
VANDERMAST  
       
      Each scholar in the
necromantic spells 
Can do as much as Bungay hath perform'd! 
But as Alcmena's bastard raz'd this tree, 
So will I raise him up as when he liv'd, 
And cause him pull the dragon from his seat, 
And tear the branches piecemeal from the root. 
Hercules! Prodi, prodi, Hercules! 
       
       
      By the side
of the tree, appears the      
 figure of Hercules,wearing his lion's   
skin.                                                   
 
       
       
HERCULES 
       
      Quis me vult? 
       
       
VANDERMAST 
       
      Jove's bastard son,
thou Libyan Hercules, 
Pull off the sprigs from off th' Hesperian tree, 
As once thou didst to win the golden fruit. 
       
       
HERCULES 
       
      Fiat. 
       
        
      Hercules
begins to tear down the       
branches from Bungay's golden tree. 
       
       
VANDERMAST 
       
      Now, Bungay, if thou
canst by magic charm 
The fiend, appearing like great Hercules, 
From pulling down the branches of the tree, 
Then art thou worthy to be counted learned. 
       
      
       
VANDERMAST 
       
      Cease, Hercules,
until I give thee charge. 
       
      Mighty commander of
this English isle, 
       
      Henry, come from the stout
Plantagenets, 
       
      Bungay is learn'd
enough to be a friar; 
But to compare with Jaques Vandermast, 
Oxford and Cambridge must go seek their cells 
To find a man to match him in his art. 
I have given non-plus to the Paduans, 
To them of Sien, Florence, and Bologna, 
Rheims, Louvain, and fair Rotterdam, 
Frankfort, Utretcht, and Orleans: 
And now must Henry, if he do me right, 
Crown me with laurel, as they all have done.
      
       Friar
Bacon
enters.                          
 
       
       
       
BACON 
       
      All hail to this
royal company, 
That sit to hear and see this strange dispute! 
Bungay, how stands't thou as a man amaz'd. 
What, hath the German acted more than thou? 
       
       
VANDERMAST  
       
       What art thou that
questions thus? 
       
       
      BACON 
       
       Men call me Bacon. 
       
       
      VANDERMAST 
       
      Lordly thou look'st,
as if that thou wert learn'd; 
Thy countenance as if science held her seat 
Between the circled arches of thy brows. 
       
       
KING HENRY 
       
      Now, monarchs, hath
the German found his match. 
       
       
EMPEROR 
       
      Bestir thee, Jaques,
take not now the foil, 
       
      Lest thou dost lose what foretime
thou didst gain. 
       
       
      VANDERMAST 
       
      Bacon, wilt thou dispute? 
       
       
      BACON 
       
                                                
No, 
       
      Unless he were more
learn'd than Vandermast-- 
       
      For yet, tell me,
what hast thou done? 
       
       
VANDERMAST 
       
      Rais'd Hercules to
ruinate that tree 
       
      That Bungay mounted
by his magic spells. 
       
       
BACON 
       
      Set Hercules to work. 
       
       
VANDERMAST 
       
      Now, Hercules, I
charge thee to thy task; Pull off the golden branches from the root. 
       
       
HERCULES 
       
      I dare not. See'st
thou not great Bacon here, 
Whose frown doth act more than thy magic can? 
       
       
      Vandermast
goes up to Hercules and utters  
his conjurations more
vehemently.              
       
        
       
VANDERMAST 
       
      By all the thrones
and dominations, 
Virtues, powers, and mighty hierarchies, 
I charge thee to obey to Vandermast. 
       
       
HERCULES 
       
      Bacon, that
bridles headstrong Belcephon,  
And rules Asmenoth, guider of the north,  
Binds me from yielding unto Vandermast. 
       
       
KING HENRY 
       
      How now, Vandermast,
have you met with your match? 
       
       
VANDERMAST  
       
      Never before was't
known to Vandermast 
That men held devils in such obedient awe. 
Bacon doth more than art, or else I fail. 
       
  
      EMPEROR 
       
      Why, Vandermast:,
art thou overcome? 
Bacon, dispute with him, and try his skill. 
       
       
BACON 
       
      I came not,
monarchs, for to hold dispute 
With such a novice as is Vandermast; 
I came to have your royalties to dine 
With Friar Bacon here in Brazen-nose. 
And, for this German troubles but the place, 
And holds this audience with a long suspense, 
I'll send him to his academy hence. 
Thou Hercules, whom Vandermast did raise, 
Transport the German unto Hapsburg straight, 
That he may learn by travail, 'gainst the spring, 
More secret dooms and aphorisms of art. 
Vanish the tree, and thou away with him! 
       
       
      Hercules
siezes Vandermast with one hand  
and the tree with the other, and
all vanish.  
       
       
      
      EMPEROR 
       
      Why, Bacon, whither
dost thou send him? 
       
       
BACON 
       
      To Hapsburg: there
your highness at return 
Shall find the German in his study safe. 
       
       
KING HENRY 
       
      Bacon, thou hast
honour'd England with thy skill, 
And made fair Oxford famous by thine art. 
I will be English Henry to thyself. 
But tell me, shall we dine with thee today? 
       
       
BACON 
       
      With me, my lord;
and while I fit my cheer, 
See where Prince Edward comes to welcome you, 
Gracious as is the morning-star of heaven. 
       
  
      
      Friar Bacon
takes his leave as Prince      
Edward enters accompanied by Lacy,      
Warren
and
Ermsby.                               
 
       
       
      
      EMPEROR 
       
      Is this Prince
Edward, Henry's royal son? 
How martial is the figure of his face! 
Yet lovely and beset with amorets. 
       
       
KING HENRY 
       
      Ned, where hast thou
been? 
       
       
PRINCE EDWARD 
       
      At Framlingham, my
lord, to try your bucks 
       
      If they could scape
the teasers or the toil. 
       
      But hearing of these
lordly potentates, 
       
      Landed, and
progress'd up to Oxford town, 
       
      I ported to give
entertain to them-- 
       
      Chief to the Almain
monarch; next to him, 
       
      And joint with him,
Castile and Saxony 
       
      Are welcome as they
may be to the English court. 
       
      Thus for the men:
but see, Venus appears, 
       
      Or one that
overmatcheth Venus in her shape! 
Sweet Elinor, beauty's high-swelling pride, 
Rich nature's glory and her wealth at once, 
Fair of all fairs, welcome to Albion; 
Welcome to me, and welcome to thine own, 
If that thou deign'st the welcome from myself. 
       
       
ELINOR 
       
      Martial Plantagenet,
Henry's high-minded son, 
The mark that Elinor did count her aim, 
I lik'd thee 'fore I saw thee; now I love, 
And so as in so short a time I may; 
Yet so as time shall never break that so, 
And therefore so accept of Elinor. 
       
       
KING OF CASTILE 
       
      Fear not, my lord, this couple
will agree, 
If love may creep into their wanton eyes-- 
And therefore, Edward, I accept thee here, 
Without suspence, as my adopted son. 
       
       
      KING HENRY 
       
      Let me that joy in
these consorting greets, 
       
      And glory in these
honours done to Ned, 
       
      Yield thanks for all
these favours to my son, 
       
      And rest a true
Plantagenet to all. 
      
        
       
        
      
      Miles shuffles in, a napkin
over his shoulder, carrying  
      a tablecloth, trenchers and a saltcellar.   
                   
       
       
      
MILES
        
      Salvete, omnes
reges, 
       
      That govern your greges 
       
      In Saxony and Spain, 
       
      In England and in
Almain! 
       
      For all this frolic
rabble 
       
      Must I cover the
table 
       
      With trenchers,
salt, and cloth; 
       
      And then look for
your broth. 
       
       
EMPEROR 
       
      What pleasant fellow is this? 
       
       
      KING HENRY 
       
      'Tis, my lord,
Doctor Bacon's poor scholar. 
       
       
MILES  
       
      My master hath
made me sewer of
these great lords; and, God knows, I am as serviceable at a table as a
sow is under an apple-tree. 'Tis no matter; their cheer shall not be
great, and therefore what skills where the salt stand, before or behind? 
       
       
      He
goes out
again.                              
 
       
       
KING OF CASTILE 
       
      These scholars
know more skill in axioms,  
How to use quips and sleights of sophistry,  
Than for to cover courtly for a king. 
       
       
      Miles
returns carrying a
bowl             
       
of pottage; Friar Bacon
follows.           
       
       
      MILES  
       
      Spill, sir? Why, do
you think I never carried twopenny chop before in my life? 
      By your leave, nobile decus, 
For here comes Doctor Bacon's pecus, 
Being in his full age 
To carry a mess of pottage. 
       
       
       
BACON 
       
      Lordings, admire not
if your cheer be this, 
For we must keep our academic fare; 
No riot where philosophy doth reign. 
And therefore, Henry, place these potentates, 
And bid them fall unto their frugal cates. 
       
       
EMPEROR  
       
      Presumptuous friar!
What, scoff 'st thou at a king? 
What, dost thou taunt us with thy peasants' fare, 
And give us cates fit for country swains? 
Henry, proceeds this jest of thy consent, 
To twit us with such a pittance of such price? 
Tell me, and Frederick will not grieve thee long. 
       
       
KING HENRY 
       
      By Henry's honour,
and the royal faith 
The English monarch beareth to his friend, 
I knew not of the friar's feeble fare, 
Nor am I pleas'd he entertains you thus. 
       
       
BACON 
       
      Content thee,
Frederick, for I show'd these cates, 
To let thee see how scholars use to feed; 
How little meat refines our English wits. 
Miles, take away, and let it be thy dinner. 
       
       
MILES 
       
      Marry, sir, I will! 
       
      This day shall be a
festival day with me; 
       
      For I shall exceed
in the highest degree. 
       
       
      
      He whips up the pottage and
runs off  with
it.                                                
 
       
       
       
      
      BACON 
       
      I tell thee,
monarch, all the German peers 
Could not afford thy entertainment such, 
So royal and so full of majesty, 
As Bacon will present to Frederick. 
The basest waiter that attends thy cups 
Shall be in honours greater than thyself; 
And for thy cates, rich Alexandria drugs, 
Fetch'd by carvels from Egypt's richest streights, 
Found in the wealthy strand of Africa, 
Shall royalise the table of my king. 
Wines richer than th' Egyptian courtesan 
Quaff'd to Augustus' kingly countermarch, 
Shall be carous'd in English Henry's feast. 
Candy shall yield the richest of her canes; 
Persia, down her Volga by canoes, 
Send down the secrets of her spicery. 
The Afric dates, mirabolans of Spain, 
Conserves and suckets from Tiberias, 
Cates from Judaea, choicer than the lamp 
That fired Rome with sparks of gluttony, 
Shall beautify the board for Frederick-- 
And therefore grudge not at a friar's feast. 
       
       
      He leads
the way out; his guests follow.  
       
       
       
       
      
      SCENE X 
       
        
      
      At Fressingfield, two farmers,
Lambert and Serlsby approach the Keeper together, to ask for Margaret's
hand in marriage. 
       
      
LAMBERT
        
      Come, frolic Keeper of our
liege's game, 
Whose table spread hath ever venison 
And jacks of wine to welcome passengers, 
Know I'm in love with jolly Margaret, 
That overshines our damsels as the moon 
Darkeneth the brightest sparkles of the night. 
       
      In Laxfield here my
land and living lies: 
I'll make thy daughter jointer of it all 
So thou consent to give her to my wife— 
And I can spend five hundred marks a year. 
       
       
SERLSBY 
       
      I am the lands-lord,
Keeper, of thy holds, 
By copy all thy living lies in me; 
Laxfield did never see me raise my due. 
I will enfeoff fair Margaret in all, 
So she will take her to a lusty squire. 
       
       
KEEPER 
       
      Now, courteous
gentles, if the Keeper's girl 
Hath pleas'd the liking fancy of you both, 
And with her beauty hath subdued your thoughts, 
'Tis doubtful to decide the question. 
It joys me that such men of great esteem 
Should lay their liking on this base estate, 
And that her state should grow so fortunate 
To be a wife to meaner men than you. 
But sith such squires will stoop to keeper's fee, 
I will, to avoid displeasure of you both, 
Call Margaret forth, and she shall make her choice.
      
       The Keeper goes into the
house.           
       
       
       
       
LAMBERT 
       
      Content, Keeper;
send her unto us. 
Why, Serlsby, is thy wife so lately dead, 
Are all thy loves so lightly passed over, 
As thou canst wed before the year be out? 
       
       
SERLSBY 
       
      I live not, Lambert,
to content the dead, 
Nor was I wedded but for life to her. 
The grave ends and begins a married state.
      
       Margaret
comes
out.                             
 
       
       
       
LAMBERT 
       
       Peggy, the lovely flower of
all towns, 
Suffolk's fair Helen, and rich England's star, 
       
      Whose beauty,
temper'd with her huswifery, 
Makes England talk of merry Fressingfield! 
       
       
SERLSBY 
       
      I cannot trick it up
with poesies, 
Nor paint my passions with comparisons; 
Nor tell a tale of Phoebus and his loves. 
But this believe me -- Laxfield here is mine, 
Of ancient rent seven hundred pounds a-year, 
And if thou canst but love a country squire, 
I will enfeoff thee, Margaret, in all. 
I cannot flatter; try me, if thou please. 
       
       
MARGARET 
       
      Brave neighbouring
squires, the stay of Suffolk's clime, 
       
      A keeper's daughter
is too base in gree 
       
      To match with men
accounted of such worth. 
       
      But might I not
displease, I would reply. 
       
       
LAMBERT 
       
      Say, Peggy; naught
shall make us discontent. 
       
       
MARGARET 
       
      Then, gentles, note
that love hath little stay, 
       
      Nor can the flames
that Venus sets on fire 
       
      Be kindled but by
fancy's motion. 
       
      Then pardon,
gentles, if a maid's reply 
       
      Be doubtful while I
have debated with myself, 
       
      Who, or of whom,
love shall constrain me like. 
       
       
SERLSBY 
       
      Let it be me; and trust me,
Margaret, 
The meads environ'd with the silver streams, 
Whose battling pastures fatteneth all my flocks, 
Yielding forth fleeces stapled with such wool 
As Lemnster cannot yield more finer stuff, 
And forty kine with fair and burnish'd heads, 
With Grouting dugs that paggle to the ground, 
Shall serve thy dairy, if thou wed with me. 
       
       
LAMBERT 
       
      Let pass the country
wealth, as flocks and kine, 
       
      And lands that wave
with Ceres' golden sheaves, 
       
      Filling my barns
with plenty of the fields; 
       
      But, Peggy, if thou
wed thyself to me, 
       
      Thou shalt have
garments of embroider'd silk, 
       
      Lawns, and rich
networks for thy head-attire-- 
       
      Cosily shall be thy
fair habiliments, 
       
      If thou wilt be but
Lambert's loving wife. 
       
       
MARGARET 
       
      Content you,
gentles, you have proffer'd fair, 
And more than fits a country maid's degree. 
But give me leave to counsel me a time, 
For fancy blooms not at the first assault; 
Give me but ten days' respite, and I will reply, 
Which or to whom myself affectionates. 
       
       
SERLSBY 
       
      
      Lambert, I tell
thee, thou'rt importunate;  
Such beauty fits not such a base esquire-- 
It is for Serlsby to have Margaret. 
       
      
       
      LAMBERT  
       
      Think'st thou
with wealth to
overreach me?  
Serlsby, I scorn to brook thy country braves.  
I dare
thee, coward, to maintain this wrong,  
At dint of rapier, single in the
field. 
       
       
SERLSBY 
       
      I'll answer,
Lambert, what I have avouch'd. 
Margaret, farewell; another time shall serve.
      
       He
strides
away.                            
 
       
       
       
LAMBERT 
       
       I'll follow. Peggy,
farewell to thyself; 
Listen how well I'll answer for thy love.
      
       He
follows
Serlsby.                        
 
       
       
       
MARGARET 
       
      How fortune tempers
lucky haps with frowns, 
And wrongs me with the sweets of my delight! 
Love is my bliss, and love is now my bale. 
Shall I be Helen in my froward fates, 
As I am Helen in my matchless hue, 
And set rich Suffolk with my face afire? 
If lovely Lacy were but with his Peggy, 
The cloudy darkness of his bitter frown 
Would check the pride of these aspiring squires. 
Before the term of ten days be expir'd, 
Whenas they look for answer of their loves, 
My lord will come to merry Fressingfield, 
And end their fancies and their follies both. 
Till when, Peggy, be blithe and of good cheer.
      
       A
postboy
enters.                          
 
       
       
       
POSTBOY 
       
      Fair lovely damsel,
which way leads this path? 
How might I post me unto Fressingfield? 
Which footpath leadeth to the Keeper's lodge? 
       
       
MARGARET 
       
      Your way is ready,
and this path is right. 
Myself do dwell hereby in Fressingfield; 
And if the Keeper be the man you seek, 
I am his daughter -- may I know the cause! 
       
      
POSTBOY   
      
      Lovely, and once beloved of my
lord; 
No marvel if his eye was lodg'd so low, 
When brighter beauty is not in the heavens. 
The Lincoln Earl hath sent you letters here, 
And, with them, just an hundred pounds in gold. 
Sweet, bonny wench, read them, and make reply.
      
       He gives her a letter and a
bag.     
       
       
       
       
MARGARET 
       
      The scrolls that
Jove sent Danaë, 
       
      Wrapt in rich closures of fine
burnish'd gold, 
       
      Were not more
welcome than these lines to me, 
Tell me, whilst that I do unrip the seals, 
Lives Lacy well! How fares my lovely lord? 
       
       
POSTBOY 
       
      Well, if that wealth
may make men to live well. 
       
       
MARGARET  
       
      The blooms
of the
almond tree grow in a night, and vanish in a morn; the flies
hæmeræ, fair Peggy, take life with the sun,
and die with the dew;
fancy that slippeth in with a gaze, goeth out with a wink; and too
timely loves have ever the shortest length. I write this as thy grief,
and my folly, who at Fressingfeld loved that which time hath taught me
to be but mean dainties. Eyes are dissemblers, and fancy is but queasy;
therefore know, Margaret, I have chosen a Spanish lady to be my wife,
chief waiting woman to the Princess Elinor; a lady fair, and no less
fair than thyself, honourable and wealthy. In that I forsake thee, I
leave thee to thine own liking; and for thy dowry I have sent thee an
hundred pounds; and ever assure thee of my favour, which shall avail
thee and thine much. Farewell Not thine, nor his own, Edward Lacy. 
       
       
Fond Ate, doomer of bad-boding fates, 
That wrapp'st proud fortune in thy snaky locks, 
Didst thou enchant my birth'day with such stars 
As lighten'd mischief from their infancy? 
If heavens had vow'd, if stars had made decree, 
To show on me their froward influence, 
If Lacy had but lov'd, heavens, hell, and all, 
Could not have wrong'd the patience of my mind. 
       
       
POSTBOY 
       
      It grieves me,
damsel; but the earl is forced 
To love the lady by the king's command. 
       
       
MARGARET  
       
      The wealth combin'd
within the English shelves, 
       
      Europe's commander,
nor the English king, 
       
      Should not have mov'd the love of
Peggy from her lord. 
       
       
      POSTBOY 
       
      What answer shall I
return to my lord? 
       
       
MARGARET 
       
      First, for thou
cam'st from Lacy whom I lov'd -- 
       
      Ah, give me leave to
sigh at every thought! -- 
       
      Take thou, my
friend, the hundred pounds he sent; 
       
      For Margaret's
resolution craves no dower. 
       
      The world shall be
to her as vanity; 
       
      Wealth, trash; love,
hate; pleasure, despair: 
       
      For I will straight
to stately Framlingham, 
       
      And in the abbey
there be shorn a nun, 
       
      And yield my loves
and liberty to God. 
       
      Fellow, I give thee
this, not for the news, 
       
      For those be hateful
unto Margaret, 
       
      But for thou'rt
Lacy's man, once Margaret's love. 
       
       
POSTBOY 
       
      What I have heard,
what passions I have seen, 
I'll make report of them unto the earl. 
       
       
MARGARET 
       
      Say that she joys his fancies be
at rest, 
And prays that his misfortune may be hers. 
       
       
      
      Very late at
night, Friar
Bacon waits in his study at Oxford for the long-expected moment when
the Brazen Head shall at last speak. He is worn out with continuous
watching, and lies on his bed, with his magic staff in his hand and a
lighted lamp by his side. Miles, having been ordered to continue the
watch while his mailer takes a rest, bustles about collecting weapons.
He comes in with two pistols stuck in his belt, and a brown bill in his
hand. The Brazen Head, on a pedestal, stands in the centre of the study. 
       
       
BACON 
       
      Miles, where are you? 
       
       
      MILES 
       
      Here, sir. 
       
       
BACON 
       
      How chance you tarry
so long? 
       
       
MILES 
       
      Think you that
the watching of
the Brazen Head craves no furniture! I warrant you, sir, I have so
armed myself that if all your devils come, I will not fear them an inch. 
       
      
BACON
       Miles, 
Thou knowst that I have dived into hell, 
And sought the darkest palaces of fiends; 
That with my magic spells great Belcephon 
Hath left his lodge and kneeled at my cell; 
The rafters of the earth rent from the poles, 
And three-form'd Luna hid her silver looks, 
Trembling upon her concave continent, 
When Bacon read upon his magic book. 
With seven years' tossing necromantic charms, 
Poring upon dark Hecat's principles, 
I have fram'd out a monstrous head of brass, 
That, by the enchanting forces of the devil, 
Shall tell out strange and uncouth aphorisms, 
And girt fair England with a wall of brass. 
Bungay and I have watch'd these threescore days, 
And now our vital spirits crave some rest. 
If Argus liv'd, and had his hundred eyes, 
They could not over-watch Phobetor's night. 
Now, Miles, in thee rests Friar Bacon's weal. 
The honour and renown of all his life 
Hangs in the watching of this Brazen Head; 
Therefore I charge thee by the immortal God, 
That holds the souls of men within His fist, 
This night thou watch; for ere the morning-star 
Sends out his glorious glister on the north, 
The head will speak! Then, Miles, upon thy life, 
       
       
      Wake me; for then by
magic art I'll work 
To end my seven years' task with excellence. 
If that a wink but shut thy watchful eye, 
Then farewell Bacon's glory and his fame! 
Draw close the curtains, Miles: now, for thy life, 
Be watchful, and . . . 
       
      
       
MILES  
       
      So; I thought
you would talk
yourself asleep anon; and 'tis no marvel, for Bungay on the days, and
he on the nights, have watched just these ten and fifty days -- now
this
is the night, and 'tis my task, and no more. Now, Jesus bless me, what
a goodly Head it is, and a nose! You talk of nos autem glorificare;
      but here s a nose that I warrant may be called nos autem
populare for
the people of the parish. Well, I am furnished with weapons; now,
sir, I will set me down by a post, and make it as good as a watchman to
wake me, if I chance to slumber.  I thought, Goodman Head,
I would call you out of your memento. Passion o' God, I have
almost broke my pate! Up, Miles, to your task; take your brown-bill in
your hand; here's some of your master's hobgoblins abroad. 
       
       
THE BRAZEN HEAD  
       
      TIME is. 
       
       
MILES  
       
      Time is! Why, Master Brazen-head,
have you such a capital nose, and answer you with syllables, Time
is ! Is this all my master's cunning, to spend seven years' study
about 
Time is? Well, sir, it may be we shall have some better orations
of
it anon: well, I'll watch you as narrowly as ever you were watched, and
I'll play with you as the nightingale with the slow-worm; I'll set a
prick against my breast. Now rest there, Miles. Lord have mercy upon
me, I have almost killed myself! Up, Miles; list how they rumble. 
       
 
      THE BRAZEN HEAD   
      
      TIME WAS. 
       
       
       
MILES 
       
      Well, Friar
Bacon, you have spent
your seven years' study well, that can make your head speak but two
words at once, Time was.Yea, marry, time was when my master was a
wise man, but that was before he began to make the Brazen Head. You
shall lie while your arse ache an your Head speak no better. Well, I
will watch, and walk up and down, and be a peripatetian and a
philosopher of Aristotle's stamp. What, a fresh noise? Take thy pistols
in hand, Miles. 
       
      
THE BRAZEN HEAD  
      
      TIME is PAST. 
       
       
       
      Then there
is a flash of lightning and a  
hand appears, which breaks the Head   with
a
hammer.                                    
 
       
       
MILES  
       
      Master, master,
up! Hell's broken
loose; your Head speaks; and there's such a thunder and lightning, that
I warrant all Oxford is up in arms. Out of your bed, and take a
brown-bill in your hand; the latter day is come. 
       
       
BACON  
       
      
      Miles, I come.
O, passing warily watched! Bacon will make thee next himself in love.
When spake the Head? 
       
      
MILES
       When spake the
Head! Did not you
say that he should tell strange principles of philosophy? Why, sir, it
speaks but two words at a time. 
       
      
      BACON  
       
      Why, villain, hath it spoken oft? 
       
      
MILES
       Oft! Ay, marry, hath it, thrice;
but in all those three times it hath uttered but seven words. 
       
      
      BACON 
       
      As how! 
       
        
MILES 
       
      Marry, sir, the
first time he
said Time is, as if Fabius Cummentator should have pronounced a
sentence; the second time he said Time was; and the third time,
with thunder and lightning, as in great choler, he said, Time is
past. 
       
        
BACON 
       
      'Tis past indeed.
Ah, villain! time is past. 
       
      My life, my fame, my
glory, all are past. 
       
      Bacon, 
       
      The turrets of thy
hope are ruin'd down, 
       
      Thy seven years'
study lieth in the dust. 
       
      Thy Brazen Head lies
broken through a slave, 
       
      That watch'd, and
would not when the Head did will. 
       
      What said the Head
first? 
       
        
MILES 
       
       Even, sir,  Time is. 
       
      
      BACON 
       
      Villain, if thou
hadst call'd to Bacon then, 
       
      If thou hadst
watch'd, and wak'd the sleepy friar, 
       
      The Brazen Head had
utter'd aphorisms, 
       
      And England had been
circled round with brass. 
       
      But proud Asmenoth,
ruler of the north, 
       
      And Demogorgon,
master of the fates, 
       
      Grudge that a mortal
man should work so much. 
       
      Hell trembled at my deep
commanding spells, 
       
      Fiends frown'd to
see a man their overmatch; 
Bacon might boast more than a man might boast! 
But now the braves of Bacon have an end, 
Europe's conceit of Bacon hath an end, 
His seven years' practice sorteth to ill end-- 
And, villain, sith my glory hath an end, 
I will appoint thee to some fatal end. 
Villain, avoid! Get thee from Bacon's sight! 
Vagrant, go roam and range about the world, 
And perish as a vagabond on earth! 
       
        
MILES  
       
      Why, then, sir, you
forbid me your service? 
       
        
BACON 
       
      My service, villain,
with a fatal curse, 
       
      That direful plagues
and mischief fall on thee. 
       
        
MILES 
       
      'Tis no matter,
I am against you
with the old proverb--The more the fox is cursed, the better he fares.
God be with you, sir; I'll take but a book in my hand, a wide-sleeved
gown on my back, and a crowned cap on my head, and see if I can want
promotion. 
       
        
BACON 
       
      Some fiend or ghost
haunt on thy weary steps, 
       
      Until they do
transport thee quick to hell; 
       
      For Bacon shall have
never merry day, 
       
      To lose the fame and
honour of his Head. 
       
       
      Miles goes
out, leaving his master gazing  
broke-heartedly at the fragments of the     Brazen
Head.                                             
 
       
       
       
       
      
      SCENE XII 
       
       
       King
Henry, the Emperor, and the King of Castile, Princess
Elinor and Prince Edward enter; Lacy and the fool follow them. 
       
        
EMPEROR 
       
      Now, lovely prince,
the prime of Albion's wealth, 
       
      How fare the Lady
Elinor and you? 
       
      What, have you
courted and found Castile fit 
       
      To answer England in
equivalence? 
       
      Will't be a match
'twixt bonny Nell and thee? 
       
        
PRINCE EDWARD  
       
      Should Paris enter
in the courts of Greece, 
And not lie fetter'd in fair Helen's looks? 
Or Phœbus scape those piercing amorets 
That Daphne glanced at his deity! 
Can Edward, then, sit by a flame and freeze, 
Whose heat puts Helen and fair Daphne down? 
Now, monarchs, ask the lady if we gree. 
       
        
KING HENRY 
       
      What, madam, hath my
son found grace or no? 
       
        
ELINOR 
       
      Seeing, my lord, his
lovely counterfeit, 
       
      And hearing how his
mind and shape agreed, 
       
      I came not, troop'd
with all this warlike train, 
       
      Doubting of love,
but so affectionate, 
       
      As Edward hath in
England what he won in Spain. 
       
        
KING OF CASTILE 
       
      A match, my lord;
these wantons needs must love! 
Men must have wives, and women will be wed-- 
Let's haste the day to honour up the rites. 
       
        
RALPH  
       
       Sirrah Harry, shall Ned
marry Nell? 
       
      
      KING HENRY 
       
      Ay, Ralph; how then? 
       
        
RALPH 
       
      Marry, Harry,
follow my
counsel--send for Friar Bacon to marry them, for he'll so conjure him
and her with his necromancy, that they shall love together like pig and
lamb whilst they live. 
       
        
KING OF CASTILE 
       
      But hearest thou,
Ralph, art thou content to have Elinor to thy lady? 
       
        
RALPH 
       
      Ay, so she will
promise me two things. 
       
        
KING OF CASTILE 
       
      What's that, Ralph? 
       
        
RALPH 
       
      That she will
never scold with Ned, nor fight with me. Sirrah Harry, I
have put her down with a thing unpossible. 
       
        
KING HENRY 
       
      What's that, Ralph? 
       
        
RALPH 
       
      Why, Harry,
didst thou ever see
that a woman could both hold her tongue and her hands? No: but when
egg-pies grow on apple-trees, then will thy grey mare prove a bag-piper. 
       
        
EMPEROR 
       
      What says the
Lord of Castile and the Earl of Lincoln, that they are in
such earnest and secret talk? 
       
        
KING OF CASTILE 
       
      I stand, my
lord, amazed at his talk, 
How he discourseth of the constancy 
Of one surnam'd, for beauty's excellence, 
The Fair Maid of merry Fressingfield. 
       
      
      KING HENRY 
       
      'Tis true, my lord, 'tis wondrous
for to hear; 
Her beauty passing Mars's paramour, 
Her virgin's right as rich as Vesta's was. 
Lacy and Ned hath told me miracles. 
       
      
       
KING OF CASTILE 
      What says Lord Lacy?
Shall she be his wife? 
       
       
LACY 
       
      Or else Lord Lacy is
unfit to live. 
       
      May it please your
highness give me leave to post 
       
      To Fressingfield;
I'll fetch the bonny girl, 
And prove, in true appearance at the court, 
What I have vouched often with my tongue. 
       
       
KING HENRY 
       
      Lacy, go to the
'querry of my stable, 
       
      And take such
coursers as shall fit thy turn. 
       
      Hie thee to
Fressingfield, and bring home the lass; 
       
      And, for her fame
flies through the English coast, 
       
      If it may please the
lady Elinor, 
       
      One day shall match
your excellence in her. 
       
       
ELINOR 
       
      We Castile ladies
are not very coy; 
Your highness may command a greater boon, 
And glad were I to grace the Lincoln Earl 
With being partner of his marriage-day. 
       
       
PRINCE EDWARD 
       
      Gramercy, Nell, for
I do love the lord, 
As he that's second to thyself in love. 
       
       
RALPH 
       
      You love her? Madam Nell, never
believe him, though he swears he loves you. 
       
       
      ELINOR 
       
      Why, Ralph? 
       
       
RALPH  
       
      Why, his love
is like unto a
tapper's glass that is broken with every touch; for he loved the fair
maid of Fressingfield once out of all ho--Nay, Ned, never wink upon me;
I care not, I. 
       
       
KING HENRY 
       
      Ralph tells all; you
shall have a good secretary of him. 
But, Lacy, haste thee post to Fressingfield; 
For ere thou hast fitted all things for her state, 
The solemn marriage-day will be at hand. 
       
       
LACY 
       
      I go, my lord. 
       
       
      Lacy
withdraws.                        
 
       
       
EMPEROR 
       
      How shall we pass
this day, my lord? 
       
       
KING HENRY 
       
      To horse, my lord; the day is
passing fair, 
We'll fly the partridge, or go rouse the deer. 
Follow, my lords; you shall not want for sport. 
       
       
       
       
      SCENE XIII 
       
        
      Friar Bacon sits
brooding and disconsolate in his cell. Friar Bungay comes in. 
       
      
BUNGAY
       What means the friar that
frolick'd it of late, 
       
       
      To sit as melancholy
in his cell 
       
      As if he had neither
lost nor won to-day? 
       
       
BACON 
       
      Ah, Bungay, my Brazen Head is
spoil'd, 
My glory gone, my seven years' study lost! 
       
      The fame of Bacon,
bruited through the world, 
Shall end and perish with this deep disgrace. 
       
       
BUNGAY 
       
      Bacon hath built
foundation of his fame 
So surely on the wings of true report, 
With acting strange and uncouth miracles, 
As this cannot infringe what he deserves. 
       
       
BACON 
       
      Bungay, sit down,
for by prospective skill 
I find this day shall fall out ominous-- 
Some deadly act shall 'tide me ere I sleep; 
But what and wherein little can I guess. 
       
       
BUNGAY 
       
      My mind is heavy,
whatsoe'er shall hap. 
       
       
      
      
      A knocking
is heard: Bungay goes to     the
door and opens
it.                           
 
       
      
BACON
        
      Who's that knocks? 
       
       
BUNGAY 
       
      Two scholars that
desire to speak with you. 
       
       
BACON 
       
      Bid them come in. 
       
      Two scholars
enter. 
      Now, my youths, what would you have? 
       
       
FIRST SCHOLAR 
       
       Sir, we are Suffolk-men and
neighbouring friends; 
Our fathers in their countries lusty squires; 
Their lands adjoin--in Cratfield mine doth dwell, 
And his in Laxfield. We are college-mates, 
Sworn brothers, as our fathers live as friends. 
       
       
BACON 
       
       To what end is all this? 
       
       
SECOND SCHOLAR 
       
      Hearing your worship
kept within your cell 
A glass prospective, wherein men might see 
Whatso their thoughts or hearts' desire could wish, 
We come to know how that our fathers fare. 
       
       
BACON 
       
      My glass is free for
every honest man. 
       
      Sit down, and you
shall see ere long, 
       
      How, or in what
state your friendly fathers live. 
       
      Meanwhile, tell me
your names. 
       
       
FIRST SCHOLAR 
       
      Mine Lambert! 
       
       
SECOND SCHOLAR 
       
      And mine, Serlsby. 
       
       
BACON 
       
      Bungay, I smell
there will be a tragedy. 
       
       
      They sit
and gaze into the glass. Soon appear  
      the figures of the elder Lambert and Serlsby,  
each carrying a rapier and
dagger.                
       
       
       
LAMBERT 
       
      Serlsby, thou hast
kept thine hour like a man. 
Thou'rt worthy of the title of a squire, 
That durst, for proof of thy affection 
And for thy mistress' favour, prize thy blood. 
Thou know'st what words did pass at Fressingfield, 
Such shameless braves as manhood cannot brook. 
Ay, for I scorn to bear such piercing taunts, 
Prepare thee, Serlsby; one of us will die. 
       
       
SERLSBY 
       
       Thou see'st I single meet
thee in the field 
And what I spake, I'll maintain with my sword. 
Stand on thy guard, I cannot scold it out. 
An if thou kill me, think I have a son, 
       
      That lives in Oxford
in the Broadgates-hall, 
Who will revenge his father's blood with blood. 
       
       
LAMBERT 
       
      And, Serlsby, I have
there a lusty boy, 
That dares at weapon buckle with thy son, 
And lives in Broadgates too, is well as thine. 
But draw thy rapier, for we'll have a bout. 
       
       
BACON 
       
      Now, lusty younkers,
look within the glass, 
And tell me if you can discern your sires. 
       
       
FIRST SCHOLAR 
       
      Serlsby, 'tis hard;
thy father offers wrong 
To combat with my father in the Seld. 
       
       
SECOND SCHOLAR 
       
      Lambert, thou liest,
my father's is th' abuse, 
And thou shall find it, if my father harm. 
       
       
BUNGAY 
       
      How goes it, sirs? 
       
       
FIRST SCHOLAR 
       
      Our fathers are in
combat hard by Fressingfield. 
       
       
BACON 
       
      Sit still, my
friends, and see the event. 
       
       
LAMBERT 
       
      Why stand'st thou,
Serlsby' Doubt'st thou of thy life! 
A veney, man! fair Margaret craves so much. 
       
       
SERLSBY 
       
      Then this for her. 
       
       
      
      FIRST SCHOLAR 
       
      Ah, well thrust! 
       
       
SECOND SCHOLAR 
       
      But mark the ward. 
       
       
      Lambert and
Serlsby stab each other,  
and fall mortally
wounded.                 
       
       
       
LAMBERT 
       
      O, I am slain! 
       
       
SERLSBY 
       
      And, I--Lord have
mercy on me! 
       
       
      They
die.                                              
 
       
       
FIRST SCHOLAR 
       
      My father slain!
Serlsby, ward that. 
       
       
SECOND SCHOLAR 
       
      And so is mine!
Lambert, I'll quite thee well. 
       
       
      
      The scholars jump up
with                    
       daggers
drawn and
kill                          
 
       
      each
other.                                             
 
       
       
       
BUNGAY 
       
      O strange stratagem! 
       
       
BACON  
       
      See, friar, where
the fathers both lie dead! 
Bacon, thy magic doth effect this massacre. 
This glass prospective worketh many woes; 
And therefore seeing these brave lusty Brutes, 
These friendly youths, did perish by thine art, 
End all thy magic and thine art at once. 
The poniard that did end their fatal lives, 
Shall break the cause efficiat of their woes. 
So fade the glass, and end with it the shows 
That necromancy did infuse the crystal with. 
       
       
      
      He draws the poniard from
Lambert's  
 
body, and with it
shatters the
glass.      
       
       
       
BUNGAY 
       
       What means learn'd Bacon
thus to break his glass? 
       
       
      BACON  
       
      I tell thee, Bungay,
it repents me sore 
       
      That ever Bacon
meddled in this art. 
       
      The hours I have
spent in pyromantic spells, 
       
      The fearful tossing
in the latent night 
       
      Of papers full of
necromantic charms, 
       
      Conjuring and
abjuring devils and fiends, 
       
      With stole and alb
and strange pentageron; 
       
      The wresting of the
holy name of God, 
       
      As Sother, Eloim,
and Adonai, 
       
      Alpha, Manoth, and
Tetragrammaton; 
       
      With praying to the
five-fold powers of heaven, 
       
      Are instances that
Bacon must be damn'd 
       
      For using devils to
countervail his God. 
       
      Yet, Bacon, cheer
thee, drown not in despair; 
       
      Sins have their
salves, repentance can do much. 
       
      Think Mercy sits
where Justice holds her seat, 
       
      And from those
wounds those bloody Jews did pierce, 
       
      Which by thy magic
oft did bleed afresh, 
       
      From thence for thee
the dew of mercy drops, 
       
      To wash the wrath of
high Jehovah's ire, 
       
      And make thee as a
new-born babe from sin. 
       
      Bungay, I'll spend
the remnant of my life 
       
      In pure devotion,
praying to my God 
       
      That He would save what Bacon
vainly lost. 
       
       
       
       
      SCENE XIV 
       
        
      At
Fressingfeld, Margaret is
about to enter the convent. She comes in wearing her nun's garb,
followed by her father, the Keeper, and a friend. 
       
       
KEEPER  
       
      Margaret, be not so headstrong in
these vows. 
O, bury not such beauty in a cell, 
That England hath held famous for the hue! 
Thy father's hair, like to the silver blooms 
       
      That beautify the
shrubs of Africa, 
Shall fall before the dated time of death, 
Thus to forgo his lovely Margaret. 
       
       
MARGARET 
       
      Ah, father, when the
harmony of heaven 
       
      Soundeth the
measures of a lively faith, 
       
      The vain illusions
of this flattering world 
       
      Seem odious to the
thoughts of Margaret. 
       
      I loved once--Lord
Lacy was my love; 
       
      And now I hate
myself for that I lov'd, 
       
      And doted more on
him than on my God-- 
       
      For this I scourge
myself with sharp repents. 
       
      But now the touch of
such aspiring sins 
       
      Tells me all love is
lust but love of heavens; 
       
      That beauty used for
love is vanity. 
       
      The world contains
naught but alluring baits, 
       
      Pride, flattery, and
inconstant thoughts. 
       
      To shun the pricks
of death, I leave the world, 
       
      And vow to meditate
on heavenly bliss, 
       
      To live in
Framlingham a holy nun, 
       
      Holy and pure in
conscience and in deed; 
       
      And for to wish all
maids to learn of me 
       
      To seek heaven's joy
before earth's vanity. 
       
       
FRIEND 
       
       And will you, then,
Margaret, be shorn a nun, and so leave us all? 
       
       
MARGARET 
       
      Now farewell world, the engine of
all woe! 
Farewell to friends and father! Welcome Christ! 
Adieu to dainty robes! This base attire 
Better befits an humble mind to God 
Than all the show of rich habiliments. 
Farewell, O love! and, with fond love, farewell 
Sweet Lacy, whom I loved once so dear! 
Ever be well, but never in my thoughts, 
       
      Lest I offend to
think on Lacy's love-- 
       
      But even to that, as
to the rest, farewell! 
       
       
      As she
turns away from them, Lacy, Warren  
and Ermsly, booted and spurred, approach.   
       
       
LACY 
       
      Come on, my wags,
we're near the Keeper's lodge. 
Here have I oft walk'd in the watery meads, 
And chatted with my lovely Margaret. 
       
       
WARREN 
       
      Sirrah Ned, is not
this the Keeper? 
       
       
LACY 
       
      'Tis the same. 
       
       
ERMSBY 
       
       The old lecher hath gotten
holy mutton to him--a nun, my lord. 
       
       
LACY 
       
      Keeper, how far'st
thou? Holla, man, what cheer? 
How doth Peggy, thy daughter and my love? 
       
       
KEEPER 
       
      Ah, good my lord! O,
woe is me for Peggy! 
See where she stands clad in her nun's attire, 
Ready for to be shorn in Framlingham. 
She leaves the world because she left your love. 
O, good my lord, persuade her if you can! 
       
       
LACY  
       
      Why, how now,
Margaret! What, a malcontent? 
A nun! What holy father taught you this, 
To task yourself to such a tedious life 
As die a maid! 'Twere injury to me, 
To smother up such beauty in a cell. 
       
       
MARGARET  
       
      Lord Lacy, thinking of my former
miss, 
       
      How fond the prime
of wanton years were spent 
In love (O, fie upon that fond conceit 
Whose hap and essence hangeth in the eye!) 
I leave both love and love's content at once, 
Betaking me to Him that is true love, 
And leaving all the world for love of Him. 
       
       
LACY 
       
      Whence, Peggy, comes
this metamorphosis? 
What, shorn a nun, and I have from the court 
Posted with coursers to convey thee hence 
To Windsor, where our marriage shall be kept! 
Thy wedding robes are in the tailor's hands. 
Come, Peggy, leave these peremptory vows. 
       
       
MARGARET 
       
      Did not my lord
resign his interest, 
       
      And make divorce
'twixt Margaret and him? 
       
       
LACY 
       
      'Twas but to try
sweet Peggy's constancy. 
But will fair Margaret leave her love and lord? 
       
       
MARGARET  
       
      Is not heaven's joy
before earth's fading bliss, 
And life above sweeter than life in love? 
       
       
LACY  
       
      Why, then, Margaret,
will be shorn a nun? 
       
       
MARGARET 
       
      Margaret 
       
      Hath made a vow
which may not be revok'd. 
       
       
WARREN 
       
      We cannot stay, my lord; an if
she be so strict, 
Our leisure grants us not to woo afresh. 
       
       
ERMSBY 
       
      Choose you, fair damsel, yet the
choice is yours-- 
Either a solemn nunnery or the court, 
God or Lord Lacy: which contents you best 
To be a nun or else Lord Lacy's wife? 
       
       
      LACY 
       
      A good motion.
Peggy, your answer must be short. 
       
       
MARGARET 
       
      The flesh is frail.
My lord doth know it well, 
       
      That when he comes
with his enchanting face, 
       
      Whate'er betide, I
cannot say him nay. 
       
      Off goes the habit
of a maiden's heart, 
       
      And, seeing fortune
will, fair Framlingham, 
And all the show of holy nuns, farewell! 
Lacy for me, if he will be my lord. 
       
       
LACY 
       
      Peggy, thy lord, thy
love, thy husband. 
       
      Trust me, by truth
of knighthood, that the king 
       
      Stays for to marry
matchless Elinor, 
       
      Until I bring thee
richly to the court, 
       
      That one day may
both marry her and thee. 
       
      How say'st thou,
Keeper? Art thou glad of this? 
       
       
KEEPER 
       
      As if the English
king had given 
       
      The park and deer of
Fressingfield to me. 
       
       
ERMSBY 
       
      I pray thee, my Lord of Sussex,
why art thou in a brown study? 
       
       
      WARREN 
       
       To see the nature of women;
that be they never so near God, yet they love to die in a man's arms. 
       
       
      LACY 
       
      What have you fit
for breakfast? We have hied 
And posted all this night to Fressingfield. 
       
       
MARGARET 
       
      Butter and cheese,
and umbles of a deer, 
Such as poor keepers have within their lodge. 
       
       
LACY 
       
      And not a bottle of
wine? 
       
       
MARGARET 
       
      We'll find one for
my lord. 
       
       
LACY 
       
      Come, Sussex, let us in--we shall
have more, 
For she speaks least, to hold her promise sure. 
       
       
       
       
      SCENE XV 
       
        
      
      How restless are the
ghosts of hellish sprites, 
       
      When every charmer
with his magic spells 
       
      Calls us from
ninefold-trenched Phlegethon, 
       
      To scud and
over-scour the earth in post 
       
      Upon the speedy
wings of swiftest winds! 
       
      Now Bacon hath
rais'd me from the darkest deep, 
       
      To search about the
world for Miles his man, 
       
      For Miles, and to
torment his lazy bones 
       
      For careless
watching of his Brazen Head. 
       
      See where he comes:
O, he is mine. 
       
       
      He stands
aside as Miles wanders in,  
wearing a scholar's cap and
gown.     
       
       
      MILES 
      
      A scholar, quoth you! Marry, sir,
I
would I had been made a bottle-maker when I was made a scholar; for I
can get neither to be a deacon, reader,
nor schoolmaster, no, not the clerk of a parish. Some call me a dunce;
another saith my head is as full of Latin as an egg's full of
oatmeal--thus I am tormented, that the devil and Friar Bacon haunt
me.Good Lord, here's one of my master's devils! I'll go speak to him.
What, Master Plutus, how cheer you? 
       
       
      DEVIL 
       
      Dost thou know me? 
       
       
MILES 
      Know you, sir! Why,
are not you one of my master's devils, that were wont to come to my
master, Doctor Bacon, at Brazen-nose? 
       
       
      DEVIL 
       
      Yes, marry, am I. 
       
       
MILES 
      Good Lord, Master Plutus, I have
seen you a thousand times at my master's, and yet I had never the
manners to make you drink. But, sir, I am glad to see how conformable
you are to the statute. I warrant you, he's as yeomanly a man as you
shall see; mark you, masters, here's a plain honest man, without welt
or guard. But I pray you, sir, do you come lately from hell? 
       
       
      DEVIL 
       
      Ay, marry--how then? 
       
       
MILES 
      Faith, 'tis a place I have
desired long to see-have you not good tippling-houses there? May not a
man have a lusty fire there, a pot of good ale, a pair of cards, a
swinging piece ot chalk, and a brown toast that will clap a white
waistcoat on a cup of good drink? 
       
       
      DEVIL 
       
      All this you may
have there. 
       
       
MILES  
       
      You are for me,
friend, and I am for you. But I pray you, may I not have an office
there! 
       
       
DEVIL 
       
      Yes, a thousand--what wouldst
thou be? 
       
       
MILES 
      By my troth, sir, in a place
where I may profit myself. I know hell is a hot place, and men are
marvellous dry, and much drink is spent there; I would be a tapster. 
       
       
      DEVIL 
       
      Thou shall. 
       
       
MILES 
       
      There's nothing lets
me from going with you, but that 'tis a long journey, and I have never
a horse. 
       
       
DEVIL 
       
      Thou shalt ride on my back. 
       
       
MILES 
      Now surely here's a courteous
devil, that, for to pleasure his friend, will not slick to make a jade
of himself. But I pray you, goodman friend, let me move a question to
you. 
       
       
DEVIL 
      What's that? 
       
       
MILES 
      I pray you, whether is your pace
a trot or an amble? 
       
       
DEVIL 
      An amble. 
       
       
MILES 
      Tis well; but take heed it be not
a trot--but 'tis no matter, I'll prevent it. 
       
 
        
      He takes a
pair of spurs out of his       
pocket and buckles them
on.             
       
       
       
      DEVIL 
      What dost? 
       
       
      
      MILES 
       
      Marry, friend, I
put on my spurs;
for if I find your pace either a trot or else uneasy, I'll put you to a
false gallop; I'll make you feel the benefit of my spurs. 
       
       
DEVIL 
       
      Get up upon my back. 
       
       
       Miles
mounts on the devil's
back.          
       
       
      MILES 
      O Lord, here's even
a goodly marvel, when a man rides to hell on the devil's back! 
       
       
      He digs his
spurs into his roaring steed,  
and rides off in
triumph.                        
 
       
       
       
       
      
      SCENE XVI 
       
        
      The weddings
having been
solemnized, there enter in procession the Emptror, with a pointless
sword; the King of Castile, carrying a sword with a point; Lacy,
bearing the globe; Warren, a rod of gold with a dove; Ermsby, the crown
and sceptre; Prince Edward and Princess Elinor, attended by Margaret,
now Countess of Lincoln; King Henry the Third; Friar Bacon in his
vestments; and the lords and ladies attending. 
       
       
PRINCE EDWARD 
      
      Great potentates, earth's
miracles for state, 
Think that Prince Edward humbles at your feet, 
       
      And, for these
favours, on his martial sword 
He vows perpetual homage to yourselves, 
Yielding these honours unto Elinor. 
       
       
KING HENRY 
       
      Gramercies,
lordings; old Plantagenet, 
That rules and sways the Albion diadem, 
With tears discovers these conceived joys, 
And vows requital, if his men-at-arms, 
The wealth of England, or due honours done 
To Elinor, may quite his favourites. 
But all this while what say you to the dames 
That shine like to the crystal lamps of heaven? 
       
       
EMPEROR 
       
      If but a third were
added to these two, 
They did surpass those gorgeous images 
That gloried Ida with rich beauty's wealth. 
       
       
MARGARET  
       
      'Tis I, my lords,
who humbly on my knee 
Must yield her orisons to mighty Jove 
For lifting up his handmaid to this state; 
Brought from her homely cottage to the court, 
And grac'd with kings, princes, and emperors, 
To whom (next to the noble Lincoln Earl) 
I vow obedience, and such humble love 
As may a handmaid to such mighty men. 
       
       
ELINOR 
       
      Thou martial man that wears the
Almain crown, 
And you the western potentates of might, 
The Albion princess, English Edward's wife, 
Proud that the lovely star of Fressingfield, 
Fair Margaret, Countess to the Lincoln Earl, 
Attends on Elinor--gramercies, lord, for her-- 
'Tis I give thanks for Margaret to you all, 
And rest for her due bounden to yourselves. 
       
       
      KING HENRY 
       
      Seeing the marriage
is solemnized, 
       
      Let's march in
triumph to the royal feast-- 
       
      But why stands Friar
Bacon here so mute? 
       
       
BACON 
       
      Repentant for the follies of my
youth, 
That magic's secret mysteries misled, 
And joyful that this royal marriage 
Portends such bliss unto this matchless realm. 
       
       
      KING HENRY 
       
      Why, Bacon, 
       
      What strange event
shall happen to this land; 
       
       Or what shall grow from
Edward and his queen? 
       
       
      BACON 
       
      I find by deep
prescience of mine art, 
       
      Which once I
temper'd in my secret cell, 
       
      That here where
Brute did build his Troynovant, 
       
      From forth the royal
garden of a king 
       
      Shall flourish out
so rich and fair a bud, 
       
      Whose brightness
shall deface proud Phœbus' flower, 
       
      And over-shadow
Albion with her leaves. 
       
      Till then Mars shall
be master of the field, 
       
      But then the stormy
threats of wars shall cease-- 
       
      The horse shall
stamp as careless of the pike, 
       
      Drums shall be
turn'd to timbrels of delight; 
       
      With wealthy favours
plenty shall enrich 
       
      The strand that
gladded wandering Brute to see, 
       
      And peace from
heaven shall harbour in those leaves 
       
      That gorgeous
beautify this matchless flower. 
       
      Apollo's
heliotropion then shall stoop, 
       
      And Venus' hyacinth
shall vail her top; 
       
      Juno shall shut her
gilliflowers up, 
       
      And Pallas' bay
shall 'bash her brightest green; 
       
      Ceres' carnation, in
consort with those, 
       
      Shall stoop and wonder at Diana's
rose. 
       
       
      KING HENRY 
       
      This prophecy is
mystical. 
       
      But, glorious
commanders of Europa's love, 
       
      That make fair
England like that wealthy isle 
       
      Circled with Gihon
and swift Euphrates, 
       
      In royalizing
Henry's Albion 
       
      With presence of
your princely mightiness-- 
       
      Let 's march: the
tables all are spread, 
       
      And viands, such as
England's wealth affords, 
       
      Are ready set to
furnish out the boards. 
       
      You shall have
welcome, mighty potentates! 
       
      It rests to furnish
up this royal feast, 
       
      Only your hearts be
frolic; for time 
       
      Craves that we taste
of naught but jouissance. 
       
       Thus glories England over
all the west. 
       
       
       
       
       
       
       
       
      Omne tulit punctum qui
miscuit
utile dulci. 
       
       
       
        
      
      
       |