When AUTHORITY Speaks!

     After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments,
young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was
to try counseling.  They had been at each others throats for some time
and felt that this was their last straw.
When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor jumped right
in and opened the floor for discussion.  "What seems to be the problem?"
Immediately, the husband held his long face down without
anything to say.
    On the other hand, the wife began talking 90 miles and hour describing
all the wrongs within their marriage.  After 5 - - 10 - - 15 minutes of
listening to the wife, the counselor went over to her, picked her up by
her shoulders, kissed her passionately for several minutes, and sat her back
down.
    Afterwards, the wife sat there - speechless.  He looked over at the
husband who was staring in disbelief at what had happened.  The
counselor spoke to the husband, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a
week!" The husband scratched his head and replied, "I can have her here
on Tuesdays and Thursdays."