Shoot 'em, Don't Hug 'em
BY DAN ATKINSON
I'd like to tell you a story about some people from Eugene. Roughly a
year ago, one of them named Vegan read an article in The Other Paper about
a tree that the city of Eugene was about to cut down for the simple crime
of being rotten. Outraged at this assault on Mother Creation, she called
up her activist network--Numskull, Dreamer, Squirrelnuts, and Kia--and
invited them over for a cup of Chai.
"We've got to do something about this tree!" she cried. All her friends
agreed.
"What we should do is call attention to the tree's plight," said
Squirrelnuts. "To do that, we must give it a name. How about
'Storyteller'?"
With that the activist community swung into full mobilization, making
signs, organizing benefit concerts involving Calobo and the Groove Juice
Special, holding vigils, contacting city officials, and distributing
leaflets.
Yet for all their efforts, the Eugene activists could not save
Storyteller. Why? Because it was a decaying tree in the center of a fast
growing urban area that wasn't exactly suffering from a botanical
shortage.
So it goes. All over the country, dipshits like Vegan, Numskull, and
their friends are wasting their time for little or no gain in terms of
environmental protection. You may find them living in trees to save ten
acres of forest--or even just a single tree. They may break into animal
research facilities to "free" animals into habitats they are unaccustomed
to. But wherever you find them, chances are these people aren't getting
much done. "Well," you ask, "if the tree-huggers and otter-lovers aren't
getting anything done, who the hell is responsible for most of the
environmental protection we have come to enjoy over the past 100 years?"
Let's allow Dyan Zaslowsky, author of These American
Lands: Parks,Wilderness, and the Public Lands, to field that
query. "Ironically," he writes, "the need to try to preserve wildlife was
first recognized by those who most loved to kill it--the hunters."
Though it may seem ironic, it makes perfect sense. Without protected
wilderness areas and parks, and controls on the killing of creatures
within those areas, the very ability to hunt and fish would cease to
exist. "Few interest groups police themselves as conscientiously as
sportsmen," writes Zaslowsky, "for they divined that their avocation came
a step closer to extinction with each species that was threatened." Thus,
beginning in the mid-1800s, hunting and fishing clubs such as the New York
Sportsmen's Club began to enforce game laws long before any government
agency was established to do so.
This tradition of self-regulation among sportsmen (and sportswomen, and
even sportswomyn, I suppose) manifested itself most strongly in the first
conservation movement, around the beginning of the 1900s. Such leading
conservationists as Aldo Leopold, Theodore Roosevelt, and George Bird
Grinnell were all avid hunters.
Grinnell, who published the outdoor-enthusiast magazine Forest and Stream,
frequently editorialized against reckless hunting and called for the
creation of private organizations dedicated to wildlife protection. He
founded the first one in 1886 and named it the Audobon Society.
It was also Grinnell who convinced his close friend Roosevelt to utilize a
little-known precedent as the means to establish the first National
Wildlife Refuge in 1903. By the time Roosevelt left office in 1909 he had
created 50 more of them.
Aldo Leopold, whose impassioned plea for a "wilderness ethic" remains
relevant even today, was largely responsible for the creation of the first
"wilderness area" in New Mexico.
The willingness of hunters and anglers to regulate themselves has
persisted to the present day; they have repeatedly proven willing to
submit to excise taxes on fishing equipment and ammunition to help pay for
wildlife management. Furthermore, their support has continually been
critical to the passage of major environmental legislation. The
Wilderness Act of 1964 would not have made it through Congress without the
support of hunters and anglers.
More recently, in 1990 a referendum asking voters in Nevada--home of the
Sagebrush Rebellion--to approve a $47-million bond issue for the purpose
of acquiring more public land passed with the support of
sportsmen. Initial opinion polls had shown that the measure would lose by
a margin of four to one. "Whenever sportsmen combine with
environmentalists," Chris Potholm, professor of government and legal
studies at Bowdoin College, told Sierra Magazine in 1996, "you have 60 to
70 percent of the population, an absolutely irresistible coalition."
Yet sportsmen are not just active politically. They also often volunteer
to get their hands dirty in habitat restoration and maintenance. Consider
Trout Unlimited, "perhaps the most effective force for environmental
reform among sportsmen's groups," according to Sierra Magazine. It is
actively engaged in the restoration of coho salmon habitat up and down the
West Coast. How do I know? I spent two weeks as a volunteer at a habitat
restoration site on Lagunitas Creek in California. I had hunted, I had
fished, and so had half the people I was working with.
Yet those of us who enjoy fishing and hunting are continually victimized
by more self-righteous environmentalists. Maybe I don't have to kill a
quail or catch a trout to enjoy the outdoors. Perhaps I'd be better off
praying to trees or communing with squirrels. But consider this: "since
the development of modern wildlife management in the 1930's, no American
wildlife has been exterminated by sport hunting," according to the
U.S. Council on Environmental Quality in 1974, and I doubt it has changed
in the past 26 years.
Indeed, due to the aggressive extermination of predatory wildlife on the
American continent, most game animals suffer from overpopulation. Since
1900, white-tailed deer populations have burgeoned from 500,000 to 30
million; elk from 40,000 to more than 1 million; antelope from 5,000 to 1
million; wild turkeys from near extinction to 4.2 million. Consequently,
big green groups such as the Audobon Society and the Sierra Club not only
do not oppose hunting, they recognize its necessity as a game-management
tool.
I'd like to conclude with this note: Edward Abbey, the writer and
philosopher often credited with inspiring the founding of Earth First!,
once wrote an entire chapter about the time he killed a rabbit by hitting
it in the head with a rock. I rest my case.
Dan Atkinson, a junior majoring in Journalism, is Managing Editor of the
Oregon Commentator
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