Editorial
Publisher's Note
We promise this will never happen again. Honest.
As of press time, our editor's whereabouts are unknown. Various reports allege several destroyed mailboxes (vomit), cars parked and moving (vomit), and supermarkets (vomit). The reliability of this information is inconclusive. According to eyewitnesses, he was last seen in the back of a Jeep at the corner of 13th and Kincaid toting a handle of Cutty Sark and wearing a Viking hat - only a Viking hat. The only address/contact we had is a mobile phone unit somewhere in the vicinity of the Silver Dollar Club - and all efforts to reach him at that number proved futile.The last article to be submitted was this editorial, which remains incomplete. In there interests of journalistic purity, we are publishing the partial manuscript as it was found, scribbled illegibly on the side of an OSPIRG Renter's Rights handbook, recovered in the wake of the carnage.
Notes left on the back of a pack of Camels were indecipherable, due to some viscous liquid encrusted in the packaging. There is a certain consistency to the garbled ramblings however, indicating his disgust with the University's last nine months, disapproval of Blitz Weinhard's relocation to Tumwater, WA, and in the only distinguishable passage, that "the supermarket was asking for it."
The Oregon Commentator will resume publication when (and if) he resurfaces.
Andy Combs,
Publisher