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This issue's secret message is:

URA KAPITALIZMU!

















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Alas, poor Dancing Jesus
He is lost forever
*SOB!*
Our prayers are with Him
Somewhere above, He is looking down
Will binking Jesus ever live up to his legacy?
This is not a haiku.


























































































































































































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