Spew
On Fine Points
I guess Bill is gonna call me a dick again.--ASUO President Matt Scotten responding to some territorial pissings by Bill Miner at a Student Senate meeting.
I didn't say you were a dick, I said you were being dickish.
--Bill Miner at the same Senate meeting. Oh, well that clears that up. For a second we thought Miner might have the guts to insult someone. By the way, we checked the OED and we can't find the word "dickish."
On Healing
What? I'm not on the Healing Journey? I'm riding shotgun.
Politically Incorrect host Bill Maher, putting new age B.S. artist Deepak Chopra in his place.
On Seeing the Light
I find it absolutely horrifying that I just agreed with everything Mark Hemingway said.
--Student Senate Presdident Kalpana Krishnamurthy, after comments by an illustrious OC staffer at a senate meeting. Believe us, Kalpana, being right is an awesome responsibility.
Multiculturalism is not mainstream.
--Veritable Spew font Jenna Wasson, inadvertantly making a keen observation at the candidate debates. Unfortunately, she has yet to realize that as it is currently defined, it is an asinine academic trend, not a way of life
On Succubi
I was sexually harassed for three months... She's not even a speck of dust in my life.
--Dave "Rock Star" Whipple, describing his work relationship with the most hated and incompetent woman on campus, Elections Coordinator Stacey Harding.
On Too Late
It was juvenile. I'm sorry.
--Student Senator Corey Johnson on his letter to the editor in the ODE attacking James Boyd and Andrew Oberriter.
On Look Before You Leap
We're gonna put up posters off-campus... where students live... in grocery stores.
--Ben "Say It, Don't Spray It" Unger, on how to let students knpw about ASUO activities during televised debates. Didn't this get you in trouble before? Grocery stores? Run with it, Ben.
Don't live with your running mate.
--Matt Scotten giving advice to the Shelton/Smith ticket after the ASUO Executive debates.
On Good Intentions
I lied about my major so I could vote for him
--Overheard on 16th in between Alder and Hilyard. Just one of the many problems with this year's elections.
On Rebels
They stole the straws from Fred Meyer!--Glenda Marshall revealing the Progressive party's secret weapon: thievery. Stick it to The Man!
We were high on crack.
--Jenna Wasson explaining that they had gone to Fred Meyer for something besides straws entirely.