Dorm Life: The Drinking Game

• Once if you and your roommate are complete opposites.
  Twice if you hate each other (this is more of an effort to promote peace through alcoholism).

• Once if your roommate has a boy/girlfriend.
  Twice if they keep you up at night with a squeaky mattress and bed springs.
  Thrice if it's your mattress and bed springs.

• Once if you're in a theme hall.
  Twice if it is the "Academic Pursuits" hall
  Thrice if it seems more like the "Chemical Pursuits" hall.

• Once if your roommate smokes like a chimney.
  Twice if it's green.
  Thrice if they're in Student Government.

• Once if your neighbors play shitty music.
  Twice if it's that "80's Revival/Boy George" thing which seems so popular lately.
  Thrice if their speakers are bigger than you.

• Once if you live in the UI or Riley.
  Twice if you live in Carson.
  Thrice if you live in Hamilton or Walton.
  Inject it straight into your bloodstream if you live in Bean.

• Once if your R.A. knocks on your door because you're entertaining.
  Twice if they pour out your drinks and smell your ash tray.
  Thrice if they return two days later asking you to hook them up with some "kind bud."

• Once if you get together with someone in your hall.
  Twice if your roommate did, too.
  Thrice if it lasts anyway.

• Once if the ASUO "Helping Hands" helped you move into your dorm.
  Twice if they helped themselves to some of your more prized possessions.