Nobody Asked Us, But...
The tickets for the 1996 ASUO Executive elections are as follows (grab a hankie, the options will make you want to cry):- Chris Kantrowitz-Farrah Bostic: Sure it's the OC editor, but it's also the cat-tossing boy with the finance vision. Look out for a psychedelic administration.
- Bill Washburn-Kelly Sunada: Bill has made a college career out of the illusion of student government, and Kelly is one of the questionable comptrollers. Same old message, except Bill doesnšt seem to have a twitch... yet.
- Matt-Glen: Matt is Mr. Federal Affairs, Glen is Mr. State Affairs. Their campaign posters show dramatic profiles... hence, a dramatic administration? Look for them in the generals vs. KB96.
- Rob Carichoff-Carl Yeh: Sorry kids. $1.70 per poster can't save you from the pit of no name recognition. Could have good ideas, but who would know?
- Ositis-Somebody else: The only "real" outsiders. Never heard of them. Maybe there's something in that. Stick to voting no, and maybe add these guys to your list.
As for the ballot measures: vote NO on everything. It'll really get their undies in a twist. For a good prank call, dial 710-ASUO and listen to a hokie message. Visit the following web site to see cute pictures of Kill and Belly: http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~billyw. Go to the debates and heckle. Wešll be the ones in the back with the rotten fruit...