Volume XIX, Issue XIV: April, 2002
Features
LogoMania
The School of Law may seem to be taking the high ground, but their
objections to American Indian teams may drag us all through the mud.
By William Beutler
Worst Idea Ever
The Graduation Pledge of Social and Ethical Responsibility is just as bad
an idea as giving away organs. Well, maybe not your liver. Who needs a
liver?
By Pete R. Hunt
Web of Revulsion
With 1000+ student websites on Gladstone, you'd think there would be
something worth looking at. Nope.
By Timothy Dreier
Yo Soy un Hippy Espanol
How do you say "I have a pound of Bolivian coke and two hours to spare" in
Spanish? Don't ask Jeremy Jones.
By Jeremy Jones
El Tejon y el Daqo Hecho
What's this piece about? You tell us.
By Ignatio Peters
Liberal Tyranny
"Are you a liberal? If you are, fine and dandy. You just need to realize
that your entire political philosophy is
based on violence, force, and the implicit threat of my life. You, my
friend, are a de facto petty tyrant."
By Publius X. Emeritus
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Departments
Editorial
The Endless Cycle of Middle-East Violence Begins and Ends in Eugene
Nobody Asked Us, But...
Hurrary for Norway and more!
Another Perspective: Leasing
Oblivion
Finding suitable housing in Eugene is no easy task. From the dorms to the
slums of Patterson, Olly Ruff takes you on a voyage through urban bohemia.
By Olly Ruff
Spew...
...and lego porn.
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