Volume XIX, Issue XIV: April, 2002

Features

LogoMania
The School of Law may seem to be taking the high ground, but their objections to American Indian teams may drag us all through the mud.

By William Beutler

Worst Idea Ever
The Graduation Pledge of Social and Ethical Responsibility is just as bad an idea as giving away organs. Well, maybe not your liver. Who needs a liver?

By Pete R. Hunt

Web of Revulsion
With 1000+ student websites on Gladstone, you'd think there would be something worth looking at. Nope.

By Timothy Dreier

Yo Soy un Hippy Espanol
How do you say "I have a pound of Bolivian coke and two hours to spare" in Spanish? Don't ask Jeremy Jones.

By Jeremy Jones

El Tejon y el Daqo Hecho
What's this piece about? You tell us.

By Ignatio Peters

Liberal Tyranny
"Are you a liberal? If you are, fine and dandy. You just need to realize that your entire political philosophy is based on violence, force, and the implicit threat of my life. You, my friend, are a de facto petty tyrant."

By Publius X. Emeritus

Departments

Editorial
The Endless Cycle of Middle-East Violence Begins and Ends in Eugene

Nobody Asked Us, But...
Hurrary for Norway and more!

Another Perspective: Leasing Oblivion
Finding suitable housing in Eugene is no easy task. From the dorms to the slums of Patterson, Olly Ruff takes you on a voyage through urban bohemia.

By Olly Ruff

Spew...
...and lego porn.

Official OC Poll
Which of the following is your favorite Osbourne?

The fat and senile one.
The fat and bossy one.
The fat and weird one.
The fat and whiny one.
The fat and offscreen one.


Current Results