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The C.L.F. Primer

(Conservative Liberation Front)

This information was made possible by ASUO Incidental Fees (and Richard Mellon Scaife).


These are some of the insurgents on the UO Eugene campus. Please take a few moments to write them a letter or call them. Tell them how you feel about the "activism" they do and ask them to stop being such idiots. (Oh, and tell them to update their website too while you're at it.)

Brett Ely Castle
bcastle@gladstone.uoregon.edu
541.465.9235
842 Almaden St. Eugene 97402

Alexander Holmes Fletcher
afletche@gladstone.uoregon.edu
503.636.6699
01537 SW Comus St.
Portland 97219

Nicholas Paul Lally
nlally@gladstone.uoregon.edu
541.465.3998
1742 Hilyard St. Eugene 97401

Benjamin Russell Lawson
blawson1@gladstone.uoregon.edu
541.344.7799
1210 W. 10th Ave Eugene 97402

Haley Catherine Smith
haleycs@yahoo.com
541.484.2824
1358 High St. Apt. 2
Eugene 97401

Sherman David Sparks
ssparks@gladstone.uoregon.edu
541.687.7835
315 E. 31st Ave Eugene 97405

William Milton Thompson
wthompso@gladstone.uoregon.edu
541.749.8169
1252 W. Polk Eugene 97402

Amy Colleen Wolf
awolf@gladstone.uoregon.edu
541.683.4744
1965 Patterson St. Eugene 97405

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  • If these kids love monkeys so much, why not sneak into a zoo, steal the angriest, filthiest simians in the place and leave them in Suite One?

  • Now that you have the numbers, call the staff, invite them to dinner but serve only Spam, canned ham and pickled pigs feet. Mmmm... torturously good!

  • Break into their homes (for information on lock breaking, see Insurgent Dec. 2000) and steal all products that may have been tested on animals or have been produced using oppressive labor tactics.

  • George W. Bush quotable desktop calenders for everyone!

  • Disable the [A]narchy [R]evolution [P]rotest [S]it-in and [L]eft-wing keys on their keyboards.

Fear us, Nike!