We have never meant
"unless inconvenient."
Due means due. Really.

Fat drops mar surface.
This book has been a coaster!
Inconsiderate.

You need Reference.
No, I'm sorry, I DON'T know
which red book you need.

It has been twelve days.
You have twenty-seven books.
That fine is correct.

"Alphabetically"
Grossly misinterpreted.
Can't find anything.

We are quite certain
your studies do not require
notes in OUR margins.

Missing images.
National Geographic:
Pictures sliced from page.

Sorry, can't help you.
All books on topic checked out;
Paper due today.

This book is moldy.
Why did you store it outdoors?
You study out there?

Photocopier
Machine of great mystery
Press button, then wait.

Sir, you are screaming.
In my years here I have found
Calm words work better.

You might break a nail
If you use the old card cat.
Heavens, no. Not that!

Yes, we DO have proof.
Raw egg cracked on the cover
constitutes damage.

Unfamiliar ground.
Words, words, more words, no pictures.
College is too hard.

Experience, yes.
Willingness, yes. Skills, you bet.
Telepathy, no.

Text block divided
Pages disordered, haphazard.
Preservation: Help!

What's this doing here?!
"PR" and "BR" are not
interchangeable.

Eggplant parmesan
definitely violates
the food policy.

Some days I wonder
Whether folks are familiar
With the calendar.

Know it's hard to tell,
But "returned" and "left in road"
Don't mean the same thing.