Sigs I Like (A Small List)

• brunner%pax@icarus.ssd.loral.com (Brian T. Brunner)
  93% of the Congresscritters FIRED in 1994 VOTED FOR THE ASSAULT WEAPONS BAN.
  I wonder if there is a message there...

• mg@ac.duke.edu (Michael Grubb)
  "Ask not the Usenet for counsel, for they will answer 'yes' and 'no' and 'read the FAQ'."

• hamer@gandalf.rutgers.edu (Robert M. Hamer)
  --(1) "Your" and "You're," or "Their" and "They're" are different words.
  --(2) In English, plurals are usually formed by adding "s," not "'s."
  --(3) Subscribe and unsubscribe commands go to LISTSERV, not SAS-L.

• zellich@STL-17SIMA.ARMY.MIL (Rich Zellich)
  When encryption is outlawed, AQFT 1ADL FKIV 4IBF F9YK SR3R QEGT HLBA Q7AB

• kbandrews@ucdavis.edu (Kevin Andrews)
  "The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled,
  public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be
  tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be
  curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt."
  -- Cicero, 63 BC

• p-pomes@uiuc.edu (Paul Pomes)
  The Net is a dangerous place to send naive students. You may as well send
  them to the nearest laundromat to learn about quantum mechanics. They might
  get lucky, but they're more likely to return as members of a new church.
  -- Vernon Schryver <vjs@calcite.rhyolite.com>

• peterb@telerama.lm.com (Peter Berger)
  "Actually, you just think that's a telephone. Really, it's the alarm
  that rings whenever I get out of my chair." -- E.S.

• edh@noc.cis.umn.edu (Eric D. Hendrickson)
  A friend of mine won't get a divorce, because he hates
  lawyers more than he hates his wife.

• Greg Andrews (gerg@netcom.com)
  ObGuindon: Caution: This jacket has 37 Velcro(tm) closures.
  Do not hug a moose with the flaps open.