2. Whistle the
first seven notes of "It's A Small World" incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask,
4. Offer name tags
to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours
5. Stand silent
and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,
6. When arriving
at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors
7. Greet everyone
getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and
ask
them to call you Admiral.
10. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
11. Walk on with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side.
12. Stare at another
passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one
of
THEM!" and move to the corner of the elevator.
13. Wear a puppet on
your hand and use it to talk to the other
passengers.
14. When the elevator
is silent, look around and ask "Is that your
beeper?"
15. Say "Ding" at each floor.
16. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
17. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
18. Draw a little square
on the floor with chalk and announce to the
other
passengers that this is your "personal space".
20. Announce in a demonic
voice "I must find a more suitable host
body."